tastes_of_honey: (Adorable)
[personal profile] tastes_of_honey
I have a shy, reserved friend I like to razz whose birthday is July 4. But he's not American. Anyway, what should I get him or do for or with him for his birthday? He's not easy to shop for because he's not into material stuff much, which can be damned annoying on gift-giving holidays.

To give you an idea of some of his past birthday presents, one year I stuck a tiara on his head, handcuffed him to me, and dragged him through a few strip clubs. He bitched and turned red but didn't kill me, so I guess he didn't think it was totally awful.

Date: 2009-07-03 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*blinks*

My birthday's October 22nd. Just sayin'.

Date: 2009-07-04 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I don't see you in ages, and the first thing you say is to remember your birthday? Seriously, Anson.

Date: 2009-07-04 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*ducks his head*

I'm sorry. Just sounded nice, the handcuffs and all.

*looks up and smiles hopefully*

How are you, Schu?

Date: 2009-07-04 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I'm just saying, man.

I certainly enjoyed his last year's birthday gift.

I've been well. Somewhat bored even. You?

Date: 2009-07-04 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*shrugs*

Okay, I guess. I'm finally off probation.

*moves closer, nuzzles him apologetically*

You're right. I'm rude and inconsiderate. *smiles* Spank me?

Date: 2009-07-05 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Yay for getting off probation.

Mmmm. ::likes the nuzzling but--:: Spanking isn't punishment if you really want it. Rude, rude Anson.

Date: 2009-07-05 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*clasps his hands behind his back and gives him the full-on puppy eyes*

I'm really, really sorry. Please forgive me, Schu. It won't ever happen again, I promise.

Date: 2009-07-05 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Good. I'm considering it. Haven't seen you in forever and the first thing you do is ask for presents and spankings. Tsk-tsk. ::The puppy eyes are cute but Schu isn't that easy.::

Date: 2009-07-05 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*bites his lip (adorably, he hopes)*

You're right. I'm a very bad boy. How can I make it up to you? I'll do anything...

Date: 2009-07-05 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I'll have to think about it. ::Schu needs to feel respected and properly appreciated after all.::

Date: 2009-07-08 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*wibble*

I really am sorry.

Date: 2009-07-08 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Thanks. That's a bit better. Hot as I may be, I'm not much for being used as a quick booty call.

Date: 2009-07-08 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*pouts a little*

I'm sorry. I thought you liked it when I flirt with you.

Date: 2009-07-08 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I do, but when I think you're coming on too strong too fast, it really means something. I haven't seen or heard from you in ages. You don't need to wine and dine me, but some social stuff has to be done.

Date: 2009-07-08 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
I haven't seen or heard from you, either. I just thought...

*miserable look*

I didn't mean to...you know.

Date: 2009-07-09 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Okay. That's cool. I hadn't seen you in the Nexus.

What have you been up to, aside from finally getting off probation?

Date: 2009-07-11 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*smiles*

Yeah, I haven't been around there in a while. I should get over there, give the old PINpoint a workout.

Not much. Just tryin' to stay out of trouble, you know. My boyfriend Arthur wants to open his own store, so I've been helping him out with that. It's still in the planning stages, you know, working up a business plan, looking for a good location, stuff like that. Oh, and we've got six puppies now. Keeps us pretty busy.

Date: 2009-07-13 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Truly.

Sounds peaceful. Aside from all the puppies. ::"This Is Deutsch" starts playing from Schu's belt. He takes out a cellphone and checks the ID.:: It's my kid calling me away on important business. See you around the Nexus.

Date: 2009-07-14 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anson-greene.livejournal.com
*nods*

Sure, okay. See you around.

*pause*

Hey...

You change your mind about being wined and dined, you just give me a call, okay? I know a great little Italian place in the Village.

Date: 2009-07-14 01:50 am (UTC)

Profile

tastes_of_honey: (Default)
tastes_of_honey

August 2013

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 22nd, 2017 02:48 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios