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Kaa's brother, Kopi, didn't have much longer to live and was curious about the people Kaa was meeting in the Nexus, so Kaa asked for folks to visit and talk to him. I did. It's cool to have someone listen to me with that much enjoyment. R.I.P. Kopi.

Ichigo returned and went out to a very public part of the Nexus to ask how he could avoid me and others like me. Maybe avoiding making a spectacle of himself in a public part of the Nexus might help. Just saying.

Once again, someone asked Nexusites what they fear, but this time very few people told them. I'm proud of Hanatarou in particular for remembering what a bad idea it could be to go confessing that stuff to just anyone in a public venue from our little talk ages ago! I also give him credit for remembering the *ahem* coffee maker he'd left on and how he had to leave. Ja.

Hobgoblin asks the important questions! Nexusites answer.

John McClane also asks important questions: Why are we in the Nexus and don't we have shit elsewhere to do? Most of us answered with supreme snark. He replied back with supreme grumpiness, some of which was funny. For example, he told me to get a haircut, and I told him that it's not my fault he's balding.

One Reno asked about surviving revenge for a prank and whether professional attire is really all that necessary. Both topics are close to my heart, so I had to get involved. A different Reno had woken up in a dress that did nothing flattering for his body or coloring and asked who'd stolen his clothes. What made this especially priceless was that this was the third Reno the new Edward Elric had met that night, and Ed was rather "..." about it. Poetic justice!

Some tragedies play out over and over again, just mixing and matching alternates.

Li bodyswapped a bunch of people by accident, then came back to fix it days later. Yuuko was entertained and thrilled by the whole process. Blackmail photos can do that for a person. ((Grifter inside Harley Quinn's body did a rant about the bodyswap in [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun that led to further hilarity.))

Gojyo and Hakkai have been LOL'd. I don't suggest you visit without a lot of advance notice.

Lex Luthor is looking for personal assistants, and other!Schuldig nearly applied. I don't think he would have lasted long without getting bored and starting to play with his fellow employees' heads to entertain himself. At least I wouldn't be able to. I don't have much patience for office or admin work.

Some programs in the Nexus are communicating through cat macros. My favorites are the ninja cat one and "I sense danger." Or if the state of the English usually used in cat macros leaves you in utter dismay, you could go here with me. It all inspires me to whip out a cat macro of my own:

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I celebrated Easter with a lot of candy, particularly chocolate bunny ears, and a lot of sex. I may have huffed a bit too much nitrous oxide from balloons last night, though. London's nightlife is a bit weird. The problem with being a telepath hanging around people using drugs is that using drugs starts to seem like a better idea.

****

Siberian has arrived in the Nexus, and we're already breaking his brain. Not that there's so much brain there to break. Ah, Weiß. But he's good for [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder in his way. You just keep being good for Aya, Ken-ken.

I have the bad feeling that someone is talking smack about me. I'll keep my eyes open to see if things get worse. Gojyo sure is. I'm annoyed that he put me on the spot about Schwarz-not-Schwarz, then didn't even have the decency to give me a cuddle. I even fetched him shit beer.

Three linked guys at different points on the wheel of their linked lives meet at a bar for one's birthday and get drunk. Hilarity ensues. I'm cheering Toki and Goku on.

****

I provided some advice to a Harry Potter and an older Simba. Lions grow up so fast. The last time I spoke to Simba he was a lot smaller and I was still LOL'd as a Barbie doll, albeit a gorgeous, hard-edged one.

The Joker is offering religion and somehow managing to be even creepier about it than the Daleks for Jesus. I refuse to accept a clown as my personal savior, even if he is openly homicidal.

Jason Todd asked for confirmation that there really are way too many Robins in the Nexus. I told him there are far more Edward Elrics, so he should count his blessings. Elric of Melniboné would back me up on that one.

That guy who doesn't have a name anymore must be low on cash, because he's ineptly trying to pick the Nexus' pockets. He didn't get any money off me, but he did give me a cheap if brief thrill.

A new, telepathic arrival asked what we thought of yaoi telepaths, and I told her that we're here, we're queer, get used to it.

This chickie only seems to show up about once a year, but she brought out Yuuko and Rukia's Valley best. ((Even though Rukia later castigated her mun for it at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))

****

I had nothing to do with this at all, but it entertained me. Maxwell Lord is looking for ideas for a mascot for a chain of inter-dimensional fast food restaurants. "Creepy pedophile clowns are right out." We keep coming back to clowns, don't we?


((And Schu received some lovin' at [livejournal.com profile] good_rpers_rock! ::blush::))
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I'm a popular dinner guest these days, eating with Greed and with [livejournal.com profile] dream_departed and [livejournal.com profile] sinofsurviving. The dinner in my own reality with Nagi went well, even though Brad and Nagi did their alpha dog teeth-baring and metaphorical territorial pissing throughout. Brad passed on the information about that organization that wanted London Aya, and Nagi's people will be looking into them too. None of us wants a new Eszett-like organization to start to form.

I practiced some nearly forgotten art skills to help Nagi and tried to get a better feel for what the new Schuldig in the Nexus is about.

Gojyo figured out who [livejournal.com profile] kill_the_buddha is. No good deed goes unpunished. Oh, and [livejournal.com profile] hide_in_a_smile isn't a cute kitten anymore, so once the honeymoon period ends we should probably, unfortunately, expect the angst train to resume.

***

Watching these two guys trade insults is pretty amusing. Meanwhile, Aziraphale has fallen prey to one of the nastiest LOLs I've seen in a while.

***

Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] monkeyneedsfood! You don't look a day over 518.
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My Farfarello is asking me how long I'm going to punish him for what [livejournal.com profile] cursed_bird is doing. I told him I don't have to punish him for what [livejournal.com profile] cursed_bird is doing because I haven't even finished punishing him for what he's done yet. (We get more powerful as we get older, and sometimes the Nexus feels like an extension of me. It's an odd thing....) People are false all the way across the multiverse, after all. Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, and little minds are everywhere.

New People

Mar. 18th, 2007 08:56 pm
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There's a new other Schuldig in the Nexus. I'm reserving judgment for what he does for when he knows us all better, but so far I'm not impressed.

It took a fat "gay" Welshman in tight pink rubber to show me that I'm actually straight and homophobic. Suuuuuure. Yuuko's fun though.

It never pays to try to help people. No love, Reno.

Yankee-style Super-Human Registration has come to the Nexus. And Iron Ass is wondering why people are upset with him about it. Fuckin' Americans. Think they own everything. There's no need for me to mix in because the line to crush him goes on for blocks.

Forever

Mar. 17th, 2007 01:59 am
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[livejournal.com profile] cursed_bird has cut himself off from Radio Schwarz.

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