tastes_of_honey: (Hmph)
A client back home tried to pay me and Brad only 70% of the agreed wage. Can't let that happen. I'd say the guy learned his lesson.

I'm warming to Brad again now that we're a twosome again and he's more concentrated on me. I'm still not living with him, though.

An Asuka appeared in the Nexus. She has such a gift for making Weiß guys angstier.

Brody did another meme. I did it myself but won't post because none of the people drawn up would do the things the meme tells them to and I'd feel ridiculous hacking all of the results.

One deluded and rude mutant asked what women would ask for in exchange for him knocking them up. Weird. Crow Jane has a baby. Poor baby. I gave Ratchet some hair care advice.

((Gojyo takes Fluffy Hakkai to a high school library in Sunnydale, and all hell breaks loose.))

Mindbender

Nov. 8th, 2007 05:46 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Head Explody!)
A pyrokinetic, Schwarz version of Hidaka Ken showed up, which bent a lot of people's brains. His arrival brought out almost every member of Weiß in the Nexus. ((Yotan asked [livejournal.com profile] nobodys_son for advice on Aya and ended up giving lifestyle advice in return. That same Aya had his mind blown talking to an angel, but Yotan reassured him that his assassin lifestyle is okay after all.))

Halloween brought out a button-based LOL that turned Sena into a kitten (and [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder's houseguest), fear-based LOLs from Oogie Boogie, Hanatarou in a sexy costume, me with a Nexus question, zombies and horrific zombie attacks, and later zombie!Farf getting his head exploded by Nagi in a Greed post. ((Farf bitched about the head asplodey at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))

Yuuko stirred up trouble asked about emotions you'd want to give up, which led to some confrontations. Kara Thrace drunken text messaged the Nexus, and misunderstandings abounded. One of the Matt Parkmans asked if Nexusians believe in true evil, while Liz Sherman's question about how you fight evil brought out an Omi. Nightcrawler wants to create a Nexus Avengers team. ((Joining it is one of the bones [livejournal.com profile] terry_the_bat has to pick with his mun at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.)) MetaNexus wants to know how you use your superpowers in the bedroom. I prefer to reveal that on a more one-on-one basis. Another Nightwing showed up. He needs to formulate his questions better. The Bachelor Auction was fun to watch.

[livejournal.com profile] campjesus has lots of questions, and the Nexus has answers. Questions about how to leave his locked room, what makes you an adult, and when a guy really loses his virginity. Of course I helped him out. It's what I do.

(([livejournal.com profile] kreeptonian returned to [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun. Yay! Schu ran into yet another Nagi who lives in a different RP community. There was also a Robin with a jetpack. The Batfamily gets weirder every day.))
tastes_of_honey: (Mellow)
Cobra Commander Old Snake asks why you can't find good help these days, and I told him he was a big part of his problem. He didn't take it well. Guildenstern asked how your life would be different if you hadn't found the Nexus, and since I'd be dead I had to answer.

Nagi asked if he were hot or easy. Like he has to ask! He's hot. Dick did one of those quiz things, and I showed up in some fun questions. [livejournal.com profile] sinofsurviving asked about misunderstandings and who you've told about the Nexus. Members of Weiß coming out to ask questions draws other members of Weiß, which can be fun to watch. Sariel's coming to realize that before a LOL he had a brother, and Nagi came out to be helpful.

A woman made of Jell-O walked into the Nexus looking for sex. I was tempted to offer, but then I thought about having to wash that stuff out of my hair. Clark Kent asked what the Martian thing for Oreos is about, and the Nexus provided some perverted answers. And I helped!


((Schu has another conversation with [livejournal.com profile] dirtyrottenliarSchu in [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun, this time about twu wuv.

In this post on [livejournal.com profile] bad_rpers_suck, one player frustrated by all the assassin Sues showing up at Hogwarts in Harry Potter RP joked about creating a joke RP comm specifically for them. If he hadn't been through Rosenkreuz, Schu so would have come out of the Flamboyabonn House of Miss Scrimmage's Finishing School for Young Assassins. The poster ended up creating it after all.))
tastes_of_honey: (Anyone Anywhere)
Alternates of folks I know are just popping up all over the place in the Nexus lately, and most of them are way too angsty for their own good.

More Weiß-related happenings than you can shake a stick at )

****

And everybody else )
tastes_of_honey: (Blue Eyes)
Brad came over and warmed the house for a while. Warmed it vigorously and athletically. It's good to be missed.

But before that we had the Schwarzly get-together to watch the latest Heroes download. spoilers for 'The Hard Part' )

****


I shot the breeze a bit about jobs with Deathstroke, the Terminator. And some people twit me for calling myself Guilty?

I also did something a little unusual. I'll get more detailed if anything comes of it.

There's a new kitten in the Nexus, and Nagi has taken him in. He's such a humanitarian.


((In [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun, Darkdevil is complaining that his mun has him seeking men in his personal ad. You'd think he'd never been in the Nexus before!))
tastes_of_honey: (Default)
I celebrated Easter with a lot of candy, particularly chocolate bunny ears, and a lot of sex. I may have huffed a bit too much nitrous oxide from balloons last night, though. London's nightlife is a bit weird. The problem with being a telepath hanging around people using drugs is that using drugs starts to seem like a better idea.

****

Siberian has arrived in the Nexus, and we're already breaking his brain. Not that there's so much brain there to break. Ah, Weiß. But he's good for [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder in his way. You just keep being good for Aya, Ken-ken.

I have the bad feeling that someone is talking smack about me. I'll keep my eyes open to see if things get worse. Gojyo sure is. I'm annoyed that he put me on the spot about Schwarz-not-Schwarz, then didn't even have the decency to give me a cuddle. I even fetched him shit beer.

Three linked guys at different points on the wheel of their linked lives meet at a bar for one's birthday and get drunk. Hilarity ensues. I'm cheering Toki and Goku on.

****

I provided some advice to a Harry Potter and an older Simba. Lions grow up so fast. The last time I spoke to Simba he was a lot smaller and I was still LOL'd as a Barbie doll, albeit a gorgeous, hard-edged one.

The Joker is offering religion and somehow managing to be even creepier about it than the Daleks for Jesus. I refuse to accept a clown as my personal savior, even if he is openly homicidal.

Jason Todd asked for confirmation that there really are way too many Robins in the Nexus. I told him there are far more Edward Elrics, so he should count his blessings. Elric of Melniboné would back me up on that one.

That guy who doesn't have a name anymore must be low on cash, because he's ineptly trying to pick the Nexus' pockets. He didn't get any money off me, but he did give me a cheap if brief thrill.

A new, telepathic arrival asked what we thought of yaoi telepaths, and I told her that we're here, we're queer, get used to it.

This chickie only seems to show up about once a year, but she brought out Yuuko and Rukia's Valley best. ((Even though Rukia later castigated her mun for it at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))

****

I had nothing to do with this at all, but it entertained me. Maxwell Lord is looking for ideas for a mascot for a chain of inter-dimensional fast food restaurants. "Creepy pedophile clowns are right out." We keep coming back to clowns, don't we?


((And Schu received some lovin' at [livejournal.com profile] good_rpers_rock! ::blush::))
tastes_of_honey: (Nazi porn)
I forgot to mention that after that dinner with Nagi in which we spoke of crushing our mutual enemies, I decided to entertain Schwarz with the Good Parts version of my Glühen DVD set that has the crackheaded subtitles. Thus we skipped the boring stuff and the boring wrong stuff in favor of the Wrong Bad Wrong stuff. Nagi says he'll have to try not to call Rex "Lakers" any time soon. I heckled Brad's Third Doctor outfit all over again. He heckled my outfit too even though he knows I don't mind at all. Farf nearly flipped his lid when he saw all the crosses the Billy Idol-esque version of him wore, though Brad said his mental projection hadn't looked quite that bad in actuality. We heckled Weiß any time they came on screen or opened their mouths.

Nagi's pleased because now, thanks to the insane subtitles, he has a new nickname for me. I told him he could call me "Shudibi" as long as I could call him "Nachi" back.

To my relief, Farfarello hasn't gotten much weirder since revealing he thinks he's part lightning god or whatever the hell and doesn't seem to be expecting much from me in response. He only laughed when I told him the other night that I was going out to a club because Mother Earth wanted me to prostitute myself at a temple of fleshly worship.
tastes_of_honey: (The Tower)
As soon as I found out that anime and manga existed about us, of course I had to track it down and take a look, for my own use and because there are otaku in the Nexus who'd be making assumptions off me and mine from it. Considering its our frickin' lives, it's amazing how much the "writers" and "artists" got right, especially considering it had been created by Japanese people taking Weiß's side.

There is something I'd like to clear up about episode 25, "Mission 25: Ende des Weiss-- To the Knights." (And, yes, the Japanese abuse of German does kill me over and over again, thank you.) Okay, 2/3 of the Eszett elders have just been killed by Japanese florists wielding nearly medieval weaponry. It's demoralizing for them, to say the least. I weep bitter tears in my soul for them... then I snicker. Anyway, the surviving old fart comes running to good old Schwarz to save his wrinkled ass and lo! starts to get the idea that maybe this team of folks he and his had abused and trained might have hoodwinked him all along because we'd already swapped girls.

Some people would have just killed the old bastard and seen that as vengeance enough for years of exploitation, but Schwarz is not so easily satisfied. No. We took this elderly control freak who wanted to be immortal and rule the world with an iron fist under the flag of his Great Evil from Beyond and let him know that not only was he being betrayed and killed by his own underlings but that these underlings were a crazed bunch of anarchists.

Yes! Violence for its own sake, just because we're evil! Anarchy! We want total chaos all over the world! Why not, because with our power we can survive under any conditions, no matter how horrible!

(Yes, we are such misanthropists we even hate ourselves. Please.)

That anime series had crap art, so you can't really appreciate the look on the Elder's face. I'm sorry for you. It was priceless. If you ever needed an illustration of "Holy shit! They're mad! Mad, I tell you!" he could have been it. Then Farf skewered him, and the look on his face really turned priceless.

Then we had to gloat and monologue and "Muwahahhaha!" for Weiß too because the stars were aligned and the situation demanded it, and it was all so dramatic! Okay, Brad didn't foresee the armed redhead wearing the socks with the pumps. Who the hell would?

Right, back to the anarchy and total chaos. Brad and I don't even believe those are sustainable. Someone will always seize power and make rules. Always. Someone will always step up and force the terms. Anyone here see that first season episode of that American TV show Lost with the subplot about the bottles of water? Yeah, like that. I'm not saying it'll be fair and pretty leadership and law, but it'll exist. I don't care whether you think they're official or not. I mean, who decides what's official leadership? The citizen sheep? The local military? The local religion's leaders? The warlords? The neighboring powers? The UN? The US?

Bits of chaos? You see it daily. Total chaos? It won't happen.

As for pushing the world into senseless violence... who says the world needs a push? As the faux-cowboy faux-Texan in the White House will tell you, terrorists and evil are everywhere, and nowhere is really safe. You can be a goat herder in the middle of nowhere but still get access to explosives or a Kalashnikov. If Schwarz ever decided that we were getting too soft, that dependable electricity and running water were luxuries we don't need, and that our lives were too boring and we'd rather dodge bullets, bombs, and UEDs daily, there are several places in the world we could quickly relocate to.

We'll keep doing what we're doing and living how we're living. Brad Crawford always has a plan, whether he cares to let you in on it or not. It's his world, and he's just letting you live in it until he decides it's time for you to stop.

I can't speak for your Schwarz, but that's mine.
tastes_of_honey: (Favorite Things)
Ken's in the Nexus being all angsty about his job. Don't cry, emo Ken. ...actually, I don't mind if you cry.

((Aya-chan gets her own experience in killing, being first angsty, then anxious.))
tastes_of_honey: (Yin and Yang)
I'm trying to improve Aya's lovelife. It's not like he's doing it.

I weep over Yohji's lovelife. Tears of laughter, but it's still weeping.

A Ken stumbled into the Nexus, coming closer to completing the set. Too bad he's not as much fun as Aya and Yohji are.

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