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[tastes_of_honey]

Which Logical Fallacy are you?

You are Slippery Slope. You have a flair for the dramatic; mountains-out-of-molehills are your specialty. And you can make them convincing, if you try. Usually, your arguments are accompanied by large hand gestures and a panicked look. You want your way, and you will often scream, cry, beg, steal, or threaten the world with nuclear destruction if you don't get it.
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I don't agree with the bit about the panicked look, but I feel akin to Miss Piggy, yeah.

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[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

Which Logical Fallacy are you?

You are Hasty Generalization. Everything you do is based on first impressions. Who you talk to, what you talk about, and your opinions are all given based on your first impression of a person, a subject, and an argument. The first to present his case is always right, and you don't do too well as the negative in a round, unless you heard the other side of a topic first in research. You don't stop to check credentials or back up facts. That would be too time consuming, right?
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...You feel like a pig chick?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're not as lazy and set-in-stone as your result makes you sound.

Pig chick knows karate, dresses fabulously, dates across species lines, and gets what she wants. There are worse models.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::not angsting, not angsting.... too angry to angst. oh, who's he kidding?::

::smiles:: Heh. Yeah, there are. An' you do have a flair for th'dramatic.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Can I hug you? I've been angsty lately.

Drama and flair add spice to life. Who wants to live a beige life? Boring.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

Huh? Oh. Um. Yeah. ::actually... yes please hug::

::totally cheerfully, really.:: Hakkai's gonna fix him, right? He'll be fine.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Mmmm, hug. You feels so good, and your hair is so nice. You cheer up too, emo kappa.::

That's how it's supposed to work. I hope it does. There are just so many broken bits....

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::there is no cheering up. there is, however, distracting himself by cheering up others, yay!::

Between Nagi an' Hakkai, there's nothin' t'worry about. ::hughug:: You okay? Heard Greed came after you.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I gave him every opportunity to back down, but he just kept coming for me. He said that when he gets his hands on me he'll "splatter my brains across the landscape." I pwned him with telepathy but it was an effort and I know he'll be looking into ways to get past it next time. I'm beginning to think the only way he'll stop is if we kill him, and I'm not sure how we can do that when he's pretty much indestructible.

::hughug::

I'm used to people wanting me dead at least.

He threw a table at me.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::growls, the hug turning possessive:: If you don't know how t'kill him, find someone who does.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::purrs over being hugged so:: We know Lust and figure on asking her for pointers. Hope it helps. I intend to keep my brains safely inside my skull.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

Good. ::nuzzles at your temple, still growling:: Your brains stay put.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::likes the nuzzling and growling, so melts against you somewhat:: My brains like that idea. They're accustomed to a certain standard of living.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::his instincts say that you're family, you were threatened, and he needs to protect you... and that melting is exactly what you should be doing right now. growling happily, he nuzzles lower, over your ear and into the corner of your jaw::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::purring, does what he can to give you better access, tries to stifle a giggle at your breath across his ear::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::mmm, you're so agreeable... and you smell good. nips at the pulse point under your jaw, the growl turning into growlpurring::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::smiling, rubs against you and strokes the side of your face::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::very happily growlpurring now, he bites gently at the crook of your neck, grinding against you.::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. ::eyes closed, pliant, he grinds back against you and licks his lips::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::one hand slides up into the Hair, and the other one slides down to your ass, both kneading rhythmically as he shifts to grind right up against you, the teeth on your neck not letting go.::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Ohhh. ::moves and grinds with you, enjoying the friction and teeth, starting to radiate::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::echoes your groan with a pleased growl, grinding faster and more deliberatly, stroking your scalp lightly with the very tips of his claws::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::The scalp stuff added to everything else makes him wiggle with glee and pleasure even as he keeps grinding.:: Mmmm, getting there....

::strokes whatever parts of you he can get his hands on as his pleasure radiates out to you stronger::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::your sharing has completely shut off any remaining bit of rationality in gojyo's mind. the growling starts to raise in pitch as he grinds against you faster, the hand on your ass making sure you're not going anywhere, and, fuck, you smell good, you feel good, he needed this, and there's so much of it!::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Going somewhere? Why would Schu want to leave this? He grinds and just about dances sex, because he damned well needed this too. Moaning, riding you and the rush, he opens himself more. Gojyo, have it, take it....::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::so good and so much he's seeing sparkles behind his eyes, grinding faster, grunting into your shoulder, and...::

::Oh shit, Schu?::

::thrusts one more time and comes with a gasp, pulling his head back just in time to avoid biting into your neck::

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Comes hard from you and himself and everything. Was flinching away from your teeth in preparation but that didn't turn out to be necessary so he can just afterglow instead. Satiated, he growls/purrs softly.::

::Yeah....::

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::still too shaky and breathing too hard to pull away, he just lets his forehead drop down onto your shoulder::

Shit, m'sorry... didn't mean t'do that.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::pets your hair comfortingly::

'Sokay. I needed something like that. You did me a favor. Don't feel bad about it, sweet.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::shakes his head:: Shouldn't've done that... can't think like thi--!

::sways, suddenly very dizzy, his hands fisting into the back of your shirt... hands that now have short nails again.::

Fucking LOL. About time. I... oh, fuck.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::There are many things Schu could say here, among them "Never mind your asshole boyfriend, especially since you're better off without him," but he figures that wouldn't go over well.::

Steady. Hold on to me if you need to. It'll be okay, Sha.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::didn't really hear what you said, but he's holding on anyway::

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I took his fucking limiters off, fuck, how could I do that?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Because you were hurting and you were trying to make a point that might make the hurting stop?

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::still talking into your shoulder:: So I hurt him, instead.

::holds on tighter, then pushes away:: Shit. M'sorry, you've got plenty of your own shit t'deal with right now, an' I need t'... I don't even know. ::runs a hand through his hair:: I should go.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::The urge to snark about poor widdle Hakkai is nigh overwhelming but Schu refrains from sheer strength of character.::

I'm not letting you go until you know what you need to do and what you need to do is something that's not stupid or self-destructive. If you pull a Yohji and try to smoke and alcohol-poison yourself to death I will kick your ass so hard you'll be completely distracted from anything else. ::runs his hand through your hair:: Give me compelling reasons and you can walk away.

Besides, I'd rather deal with your shit than my shit. And I like you.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I'm gonna...! ::sighs:: Sorry. Should probably go home... ::wait, what?:: Yohji's been doin' what?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Exactly my point. And you shouldn't go home yet.

Yohji got depressed talking to Yohji so he's doing what he always does when he has to be an angst-bunny: try to take over the world smoke too much and try very hard to drink himself into a stupor. You never noticed that's his favorite hobby?

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but, shit, I hadn't noticed that he... Oh, fuck, 'course, other-Yohji, I shoulda known. I should...I don't know. I'm gonna go beat my head against a tree for a bit, that okay with you?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're gonna take responsibility for Yohji and Yohji being angst moppets too? They're grown men and can take the credit for their own masochism.

And you beating your head against a tree isn't okay with me. It hurts you, it fixes nothing, and it damages the tree.

::strokes your back in a friendly way:: Come on. Settle down and take a breath.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

::takes a deep breath:: 'Kay. I'm gonna go find Yohji. Got some business stuff t'discuss with him ::and I kinda don't want to go home yet.::

An' why th'hell are you still wasting time here with me? Hakkai should be gettin' there soon... go get your friend fixed up.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

All right. Don't let him talk you into anything dumb. That guy can be the pied piper of stupid self-destruction sometimes.

Because I liked you. Yeah, you're right. I'm hopeful about Farf.

I'll see you, Gojyo. I mean it. I will find you if I have to.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

M'not gonna do anything stupid... anything else stupid, Schu, but thanks for the vote of confidence. ::smiles:: I'll behave, an' I'll see ya around.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::gives you a kiss and smile:: Yeah, remember to behave.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

...I'm havin' such a fuckin' week... Do m'best. Later.