tastes_of_honey | Settling Your Ass Down

I settled on a flat. It's not big, but I'm living on my own and don't need much. Hell, I'm used to mostly living in a bedroom and just occasionally visiting a living room or a kitchen. It's gonna be weird living alone long-term. Never did it before. I never had my mental safety so threatened by living with Brad or Schwarz before that I had to.

It's lightly furnished already. I already have a lot of stuff for my bedroom because I bought a lot of bedroom stuff when we first came to London.

I also bought myself a laptop of my own and have been happily filling it with porn, cat macros, and illicit music files for my iPod. I even used some of that when a dinosaur screensaver showed up in the Nexus looking for one of the Nightwings. Since my hair still has a bit of the blue left in it, the goth chickie at the store was particularly friendly and gave me some stickers to help dress it up. We're going out to dinner tomorrow night. I have a Heroes download to watch with Schwarz later.

Nagi's apartment was destroyed in a rain of blood from the sprinkler system. Yeah, we have no clue who did that. [/sarcasm] Nagi is replacing his clothes, refurnishing, and working on restoring some of the damaged stuff.

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Hakkai and Gojyo have been deLOL'd, and Nagi got something out of it. ((So very NSFW.))

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Some guys are really desperate to get laid. Reed Richards asks for answers from people who've been gender-swapped by LOLs. There's something very wrong just in the phrase "Reed Richards, Sexologist."

Meanwhile, Nightwing wonders why so many people are obsessed with his ass. Dick, you're in great shape and wear a costume that shows it off. Plus, 90% of the men in the Nexus are ass pirates.

He also wondered why people from the same and similar universes tend to appear in the Nexus in waves and got a lot of philosophical and scientific answers.

Horatio Crane has his own theme music playing behind him and won't stop fiddling with his frickin' sunglasses.

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feline_casanova is railing against his mun in

dear_mun. It's cute.))

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And Nagi is happy to moan and gasp and make little noises in response. And also to see about petting the wild trouser snake to make friends.

::Schu really likes those little noises, and his trouser snake is always looking for friends with talented hands. He moans as he nibbles.::

::You have a great touch....::

::You give me lots of chances to practice.::

Nagi is really trying to make a serious go at getting Schuldig's shirt out of the way, but there's so much to distract him!

::You're the telekinetic....::

::Schu is managing to unfasten Nagi's pants. Somewhat. He has petting he's doing here!::

::Like touching with my hands more.:: Still, that's a good idea since Nagi's fingers are a little fumbly. The petting might have to stop to make the clothing come all the way off. It's a problem....

::Nagi's pants are unfastened! It's reason to celebrate!::

Wait, are you asking me to stop petting you for a moment? ::sex-stupid at the moment, sorry....::

Nagi's body says 'HELL NO' but his mouth says, "Only if you want your shirt off in one piece."

I like this shirt. ::Petting has ceased. The faster the shirt comes off, the faster the petting can resume.::

Nagi yanks his short off as well so they don't have to stop to deal with it. Ooh! Schuldig's chest just looks good enough to lick. And nibble on, too.

Mmmmmm. ::Schu has to hold Nagi closer for this, which is niiiiiice. There's a lot of stroking and petting as a reward for this kind of treatment.::

Nagi likes his reward so much he'll start working his way lower!

::Schu wholeheartedly approves this plan of action!::

::kissing and petting::

Lick. Nibble. Kiss. Lick. Ah ha! That's where Nagi was headed. He tugs Schu's pants down a bit to give himself a little more room to lick and nibble some more.

::Schu shifts his hips to help out there. Nagis have wonderful mouths and are so good to pet! Schu lets his pleasure radiate out.::

And that pleasure and petting now gets pleased little noises that Schuldig gets to feel in a very direct way.

::That feels so good, and Schu's getting so close....::

The angle's not quite right for a real finger, but a telekinetic one can easily slide down and back between Schuldig's legs.

::Radiating, moaning, Schu's coming hard and just barely manages not to grip Nagi's hair as he does. That one was good enough to make his toes curl. He's going to lie here and bask a bit until he can get his thoughts together.:: So good....

Nagi licks up a little to be sure he got everything, and then wiggles up for snuggles and mild frottage. "I gotta make my Schu-mom proud." Kiss?

::Snuggles, mild frottage, kisses, and hair pettings.:: I'm glad you have your priorities right.

The frottage won't stay mild for very long with all that going on. Nagi moans softly. "Want you."

::deeper kiss:: Have me.

Kisses aren't for stopping, so Nagi would please like to know where the condom and lube are.

::Schu unpacked the important stuff. They're in the top drawer of the small table at the side of the bed, the one that has the Tiffany lamp and frog ashtray on top. The box beneath them has some toys in it. Schu wiggles in an enticing and frottage-aiding fashion as he kisses and pets.::

Does Schu want any toys? Nagi has no objections to toys, but he's more interested in getting the lube applied, and would Schu please get the condom on him? Telepathy is so awesome for not having to stop kissing, and telekinesis is wonderful for staying pressed up against that wiggle when he gets what he needs.