I got in reeeeally close to it. Brad had conniptions, but all I did was breathe on it a little. Well, panted and purred, "Oh, baby," maybe. I was really bored.

One of the downsides of dating psychos is that they don't tend to take "no" well. But, yeah, I'm being totally sensible in reaction, which is something I have to admit I don't always do.

What? What? It's one of my jobs to shred people's hopes and dreams and leave the tatters in the gutter.