At the Head of the Class

[tastes_of_honey]

I'm more subtle than this. Really.


Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Class Clown

You are 14% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...

I really need to stop thinking so literally...

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

Comments

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I like this one better. I got Sociopath."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That does sound better.

I know what skewed my results is the importance I place on emotions versus rationality. Duh, quiz, I'm a telepath who uses them.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"You do tend to act on instinct about stuff. Or it seems that way to us people who don't read minds as well as you do."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I do, on some stuff. The rest is that people don't always know what they think but they sure as hell feel things.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I still think internet tests are pretty stupid. I don't get why you like them so much."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They start fun conversations! And you know how I love to bitch about things.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"So they're something you do so you can whine about them?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's more like they're launching pads for discussion.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"...so it's a polite way to say 'entertain me, minions?'"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::grin:: It sounds so mean when you say it that way.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi rolls his eyes. "That's why you say it the polite way."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Of course! Not all of us find satsifaction from openly insulting everyone we meet. I'm more particular.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I don't insult them. I just tell them the truth. Sometimes they take offense to that."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

There are ways of telling the truth that can affect whether they get really ticked off or not.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Like what?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's dependent on the person and situation. Though most people do expect some polite chitchat before or around the heavy stuff.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Okay. So it's more like, 'Hi, how are you? Great weather today. Oh, by the way, you're a moron?'" Nagi really is trying to understand this.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::rolls eyes:: Has anyone ever told you that "moron" is an emotionally charged word?

I only tell people they're morons if it gets me something I want. If I labelled all the people who are morons morons to their faces, I'd have no time to do anything else.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Is 'idiot' better? 'Cause some days in the Nexus...." Nagi doesn't try to label them all, but sometimes Nagi can't just ignore the stupidity.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Not really. The things about people is that a lot of them are idiots is that most of humanity can be labelled that but you never know if an idiot will be useful later on so I don't call a spade a spade unless I'd get major satisfaction out of it.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Oh, got it. Guess I better not make too much of a habit out of answering questions then."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::That gets a snicker.:: You're just too direct about it. There are many subtle ways to suggest a person is an idiot without the idiot realizing you think he or she is an idiot.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Where's the fun in that?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I enjoy it when idiots thank me for help I gave while I'm implying they're idiots.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Oh. That's kinda cool. The last person I tried to help turned herself into a cat while trying to prove that LOLs don't exist."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mio was great. I let her be my evil kitty for a while. She thinks my name is "Badass."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi busts up laughing. "Okay, she was pretty funny."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

She may contact your people about an accounting job. She said she needed work, and I'm an angel, so....

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi raises an eyebrow. "Does she seem like she could actually do it?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I dunno. It's possible. It's not like I tested her accounting skills. That would be up to your interviewer/recruiter, ja?

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "We'll see how she does. She's entertaining enough to be worth keeping around."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I didn't exactly tell her she'd be working for you, so the look on her face should be way entertaining.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi grins. "You're so the best mom ever."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::grin:: I know!

[lefthertainted]

A grumpy (and projecting it) Mio hands a paper to Schuldig. "You wanted this? Here."

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

Mio walks off and sits down on Schu's couch and continues to be annoyed at the world because she had to take some lame internet test.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You didn't have to do this, ya know. And at least yours isn't as insulting as mine.

[lefthertainted]

"Well you left a tag up so I assumed that was what you wanted," Mio says grumpily. She' mostly insulted because the dumb internet quiz was actually accurate. Mio tries very hard to maintain the facade that she's not actually a sociopath in training.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I do this stuff because I feel like it. People are welcome to play along or not.

::Oh, Schuldig knows.::