Nagi pokes moodily at the food on his plate. "The problem is that my alternates tend to end up in very unhappy relationships with other versions of him, and I would rather be pretty much anywhere he isn't so as to avoid the problem." Nagi has yet to hear even a single report of that pairing working well except in the really cracktastic fanfics that just aren't possible. Also, Nagi should stop reading fanfic.