It's Called "Telepathy"

[tastes_of_honey]

"If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which lies on the other side of silence."
-- George Eliot, Middlemarch

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Cool.

But you don't want a drunk telepath in your bar. Seriously. Thus, I tend to carefully control my alcohol intake.

[bartender-tim.livejournal.com]

I think a drunk telepath or two would definitely qualify as hilarious, but the other patrons might not think so.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Especially when I start telling everyone their secrets and telling them they're fuckups.

[bartender-tim.livejournal.com]

You need to be drunk to do that?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Nah, but when I'm sober I'm strategic about what I reveal to whom while when I'm drunk I unload on everyone.

[bartender-tim.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should get you drunk, then. That sounds like a lot of fun.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Your idea of fun sounds a lot like mine. But nobody gets me drunk against my will.

[bartender-tim.livejournal.com]

Talking people into it is half the fun.