You Know Where You Are? You're in the Dungeon, Baby!

[tastes_of_honey]

I escaped from the Dungeon of Tastes Of Honey!

I killed Feline Casanova the leprechaun.

I looted the Dagger of Shades, the Sword of Uptight Americans, the Crown of Clumsy Assassin, the Wand of Headbands, the Armour of Little Red Sports Cars and 25 gold pieces.

Score: 100

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Though I did better in Gojyo's dungeon:

I escaped from the Dungeon of Sexy Sha!

I killed Feline Casanova the leprechaun and Orchidsblood the kobold.

I looted the Shield of Ear Cuffs, the Dagger of Nobodys Bunny, the Crown of No Mothers Son and 49 gold pieces.

Score: 124

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Comments

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

"The idea of you and dungeons brings to mind some kinky shit."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

If it's done right, fuck yeah.

[sexy-sha.livejournal.com]

I escaped from the Dungeon of Tastes Of Honey!

I killed Al Notfullmetal the leprechaun, Just A Murder the goblin, Dream Departed the owlbear, Feline Casanova the leprechaun and Some Priest the kobold.

I looted the Armour of Pigface, the Crown of Clumsy Assassin, the Dagger of Shades, the Sword of Uptight Americans, the Wand of Headbands, the Armour of Little Red Sports Cars and 97 gold pieces.

Score: 172

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Probably shouldn't've been surprised that your dungeon was full of porn.

[feline-casanova.livejournal.com]

...I really hate that thing.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Dungeons should have porn! And it treated you nicer than it did me.

Man, the feline_casanova monster was weak-ass. I'm bravely refraining from comment.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Was it because you as a leprechaun in everybody's dungeons only had about 3 lifepoints and kept getting your ass killed? I wonder what the dungeon makers had against you, anyway.

[feline-casanova.livejournal.com]

They probably just can't stand the fact that I'm so much hotter than they are.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

...yeah, that must be it.

[he11-bound.livejournal.com]

I escaped from the Dungeon of Tastes Of Honey!

I killed Al Notfullmetal the leprechaun, Just A Murder the goblin, Feline Casanova the leprechaun and Some Priest the kobold.

I looted the Armour of Pigface, the Sword of Uptight Americans, the Dagger of Shades, the Crown of Clumsy Assassin, the Wand of Headbands, the Armour of Little Red Sports Cars and 84 gold pieces.

Score: 159

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Your dungeon has a fucking shitload of dead ends.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I noticed that myself. *sigh*

[he11-bound.livejournal.com]

*nods to his kill list* I wasn't going after two fucking owlbears with fifty health and a sword. Think I got everything else.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Why do you think I got out of mine when I did? I had the option of three rooms that did nothing or face a monster with 59 hp. I'm no dummy.

[he11-bound.livejournal.com]

Heh. Obviously not.