"I don't wanna be your friend...."

[tastes_of_honey]

So I heard Kid Rock's "So Hot," sometimes subtitled "The Stripper's Anthem," and it's, uhm, genius. Ja. I'm particularly intrigued by the line "I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again." I'm sure he means that he's going to have dirty, kinky sex, but when I hear that line I can only think that it's Kid Rock and he's gonna fuck her badly and not worry about it.

Agree? Disagree?

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Anybody who spends that much time talking about his dick and what a pimp he is has something lacking and feels the need to prove himself. Plus! Pamela Anderson. I rest my case.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Pamela Anderson is a wonderful young woman who knows what she wants! And I don't care what anyone says. Those breasts are real.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

She wants Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock.

No matter what, some form of hepatitis or STD is involved, so this isn't a woman of good judgement.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

I have to agree on that one.

Oh, all my youthful dreams, shattered.

(though I'm comforted by my breasts being both sexier and all real.)

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Real breasts are so much sexier. They're soft and you can play with them. You can rest your weary head on them. Pillows! They're so much nicer than bags with silicone or saline inside.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

And they move the right way. Silicone just doesn't move right.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

You get how hard it is for me to build a solid definition if...

...he's the only person I ever got off with.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They're just there, gravity-defying, stationary lumps of plastic. Bleh.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's about the satisfaction of watching your training pay off as having skills!

::twitch::

::Schu wants so much to thwap the back of Dick's head and yell, "Never settle down immediately with your first!" Somehow he restrains himself.::

...yeah, I could see that. That could be a problem.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

*noteably, if Schu's being nosy, Bruce is not the first person Dick ever slept with. Just the first one who was... who got the job done.*

I'm probably going to drag him out on patrol some night, have him shadow me- see if he thinks he gets what I'm doing, how I do it.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::He's not being nosy, especially since lately Dick/Nightwing/Rabbit made him headdesk, but Schu would still have the same advice! And... sad. Sorry, Dick.::

He'll have a more informed opinion that way, that's for sure.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda hoping he'll develop a commitment to it.

If only to keep my back safe.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's how it should be. I've never had a longterm partner who couldn't protect my back. In fact, certain people recently failing to want to really ticked me off, and my team leader is making some necessary changes.

::There's a big question that Schu wants to ask about the developing a commitment but knows Dick doesn't really want to contemplate.::

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's saved me once already! ...when I screwed up. I know I can trust him when it's down to the wire, there's no question there.
Just wonder if he'd want more than that.

*no no, no doubled-meaning there at alll*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Well. Showing him more should help answer that!

::Nope. No doubled meanings heard.::

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Good to hear someone in the biz agree. *grin* He definitely cares- about me, I mean, he's... changed a lot of things in his life to accomodate me.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Compromise and accommodation are the keystones to a good relationship. If some people I know learned that, they'd be getting less rejection.

::Schu keeps in mind that Dick really wouldn't appreciate having a vengeful orange-haired shadow busting on everyone Schu didn't think treated Dick right, and when had Schu become people's gun-toting mother anyway?::

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

*warm laughter* Yeah- I agree, if you can't work out a compromise with your partner, you're not partners.
me and Bruce... yeah, we're partners. *a fond grin*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

A partner you can rely on is more precious than gold. On the lookout for one of those for myself.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

I'd offer to try to pick someone out for you, but my luck is pretty piss-poor, generally.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm a telepath, and my luck's been for shit, so hey.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Well. Somebody in the biz, apparently somebody who's nice... what else should I be looking for, then?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Chemistry. You know, like how some people click immediately while others hate each other on sight. You don't know that until you interact.

Somebody who takes up the slack on your weaker spots, while your strong points fill in their problem areas. Sum being greater than its parts. That's ideal.

Somebody you can be clear with. You know each other's values and what's most important. You don't want someone where you'll be surprised by how they are in the field, so you have to be able to talk to this person and know this person will talk to you without things turning into a festival of passive-aggression.

Given more time, I'll think up other stuff. ::smile::

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Preferred gender? Traits of appearance you especially favor, like how I totally go for wait no I am not saying that.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Heh. Appearance and gender would be distant considerations after personality and talents. Besides, my tastes are broad.

It's a sweet idea, but the person would have to be able to survive getting fragged by my enraged team members. There's the psycho who shoots lightning, licks knives, doesn't feel pain, thinks he's in love with me, and doesn't take no for an answer on one side, and my very possessive team leader wondering how the hell I decided I had the clearance to work with someone he didn't pick himself on the other. Some days I barely keep the balance within the team as it already is. Bringing someone else in would make it even more volatile.