Guilty Pleasures

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I'm especially curious to see how Brody would do on this.

Koumyou and Ukoku left me cookies. I'm not eating 'em.

Brody spoke of being mad and medicated. Yuuko spoke of the obligations involved in April birthdays. Morpheus is now an adorable Pokemon. Soft too.

One of the South Park boys showed up. Eli Sunday was hilarious in the Nexus again.

((Ran-chan received some bad news about Sanzo and didn't take it well. Some loose ends about War and Toki were cleared up, though others remain. wireboundheart got himself in baaaad trouble but found help who found Aya-kun, who'd been looking for Yohji after Omi told him Yohji was missing and who found Yohji's rampaging, vacant body. Robin Goodfellow asked about your Nexus experience, and some of the people who answered got some lulzy results: like feline_casanova, who's now stuck in his home reality, and Gojyo, who can now read anything.

((In an only_in_meta whitespace post, just_a_murder got a horrifying taste of Gojyo's new reads-all ability. Kaa's mun had an important April 1 announcement. Someone asked that Nexusites provide their Nexus sexual histories so a chart could be made. Nagi gets around more than Schu does. In dear_mun jmlevitt complained about getting hit by sex pollen, and hilarity ensued in the comments, while Dick Grayson complained about hearing a clownish euphemism for a redheaded woman's intimate area.))

I didn't hit the next day candy sales as hard as usual--though I picked up some Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs--because friends sent me a shipment of the good, rich stuff: Lindt chocolate. Though they sent me some of the really unusual flavors. So far I've tried the Lindt Gefüllte Edelbitter-Chocolade mit dunkler Mousse Zitrone-Basilikum, and I really wish it tasted more of lemon and less of basil. I'm not kidding, folks: basil is the strongest flavor. (By contrast, Frey Suprême Citron & Poivre Dark Chocolate bar has a small bite of pepper to its lemony flavor.)

I still have the Lindt Gefüllte Edelbitter-Chocolade mit dunkler Mousse Blaubeer-Lavendel, Lindt Mango & Cayenne, Lindt Maracuja & Jalapeño, Lindt Excellence Earl Grey Tee, and Lindt Excellence Himbeer Intense to try.

In honor of the upcoming holiday, I present ( the Ultimate Peep Show )

Was it good for you?

I brought my new lover home. He was a bit wide-eyed--you know, with his one eye--about moving from Italy to England and eight years forward in one shake of a lamb (of God)'s tail but then he jumped onto my back and wrapped around me and demanded a piggyback ride. Since I'm just that awesome, I gave him one through the streets of Londontown. Sure, I could have brought him straight home but a flat looks like a flat looks like a flat and I aim to impress. We went to the skankiest club I know to dance and let him scare people a bit then went to my place and screwed like crazed weasels in heat. Not that I know what that looks like because I've never watched crazed weasels go at it. Ew. And a great time was had by all, and he only playfully threatened to kill the queen once. The end.

Brody's doing another meme, and like a sheep I went for it. Baaaaaa.

1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. You update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you ask them five questions.

from Brody:
1. english muffins or actual muffins?
Muffins are good when I want something sweet, but English muffins are way more versatile because you can put butter, jam, pecan butter, or tuna and melted cheese on 'em. Fuck, now I'm hungry again.
2. connery, lazenby, moore, dalton, brosnan or craig?
That would be a better question for Brad. He has this Bond thing. I guess Brosnan. I haven't been able to take Connery anywhere near seriously since he was in Highlander.
3. weirdest thing ever eaten?
Monkey brains. Where the serving container is the monkey's head. If I weren't on the job and in front of my boss, I would have passed. When the lid is the top of something's head, it ain't cute.
4. favorite kinds of movies?
Action adventure if I'm serious, horror if I'm feeling sadistic or want to make fun of something. But when Brad wants to see something sci-fi I'll be in the mood for that too.
5. if you won the nobel prize what would it be for?
World peace. Yeah, right. I dunno. Sexiness?

Anybody reading this is welcome to play along.



Some guy asked about your role in life and what kind of bread you like and mistook Hanatarou for a woman. Aw. Personally I like all kinds of bread. Then again, I'll eat almost anything you put in front of me.

((Yohji isn't dealing well from a combination of his recent abduction and meeting the new Asuka in the Nexus. In dear_mun, he expressed his deep foreboding over his mun playing him while hopped up on cough syrup.))

I need to sum up my Nexus experiences more often so I don't have to do a massive update like this.

Manx showed up, which made some of the flowerboys show up and others flee. ((She made an attitudinous entry at dear_mun too.)) I spoke to a demon and his handler. ((Rebooted)) Dick Grayson showed up in the Nexus. Kaa was very bored and later asked if things are pre-ordained. Nagi got me some cool Christmas swag, and Kakyou worried about something his talent saw. Axel annoyed the hell out of me. Ceiling Cat arrived. I suggested card castle fortifications to a fake psychic. Yuuko asked what our first dream of the new year was, and I thought mine might be somebody else's dream.

Brody asked what's so special about a Klondike bar and why the chicken crossed the road (Answer: Because Brody is baked.). Since the Apocalypse was going down in Brody's reality, I took on some of his stuff for him and helped him find his sister after he asked the Nexus at large for it. He wished me a happy holiday, got horribly tortured, and lost his PINpoint.

I gave Hana some advice and tried to get him into a Mrs. Claus costume. We exchanged New Year cards. I helped cure his illness because I'm just that fabulous.

((sinofsurviving announced to Aya-chan that he and broken_dreaming are an item. wireboundheart keeps romancing just_a_murder in a NSFW way. Goku recruits some gods and others for War, feline_casanova keeps getting tormented, and Nagi gets his In to rescue Yohji and gets him out. War is taking place here. survivorsguilt continues to suffer, although his House is trying to stage an intervention. Gojyo got de-zombified.))

((Brody wasn't happy with his mun over the death of his parents and expressed it and gave us a frightening picture of his happy inner self in dear_mun. Gojyo got stoned against his will in only_in_meta.))

Welcome to the horror that is The LOLcat Bible. The really terrifying thing is that my brain reads it all in Cartman's voice. Lo, here is some of Ezekiel 23:

Skanks

1 An Ceiling Cat keep speekin to me: 2 U kno thoes two cats over dere? Theyr momma dun kno who iz baby daddy. 3 An they iz both... SLUTS! Peepls from south tuched their butts. An other stuff. An they likd it 4 an the cats has weerd namez an makes the baybees like doll factoreez.

If that wasn't enough, have Song of Solomon 8:

( moar LOL )


My brain hurts. Those cells are never gonna come back to life.

A pyrokinetic, Schwarz version of Hidaka Ken showed up, which bent a lot of people's brains. His arrival brought out almost every member of Weiß in the Nexus. ((Yotan asked nobodys_son for advice on Aya and ended up giving lifestyle advice in return. That same Aya had his mind blown talking to an angel, but Yotan reassured him that his assassin lifestyle is okay after all.))

Halloween brought out a button-based LOL that turned Sena into a kitten (and just_a_murder's houseguest), fear-based LOLs from Oogie Boogie, Hanatarou in a sexy costume, me with a Nexus question, zombies and horrific zombie attacks, and later zombie!Farf getting his head exploded by Nagi in a Greed post. ((Farf bitched about the head asplodey at dear_mun.))

Yuuko stirred up trouble asked about emotions you'd want to give up, which led to some confrontations. Kara Thrace drunken text messaged the Nexus, and misunderstandings abounded. One of the Matt Parkmans asked if Nexusians believe in true evil, while Liz Sherman's question about how you fight evil brought out an Omi. Nightcrawler wants to create a Nexus Avengers team. ((Joining it is one of the bones terry_the_bat has to pick with his mun at dear_mun.)) MetaNexus wants to know how you use your superpowers in the bedroom. I prefer to reveal that on a more one-on-one basis. Another Nightwing showed up. He needs to formulate his questions better. The Bachelor Auction was fun to watch.

campjesus has lots of questions, and the Nexus has answers. Questions about how to leave his locked room, what makes you an adult, and when a guy really loses his virginity. Of course I helped him out. It's what I do.

((kreeptonian returned to dear_mun. Yay! Schu ran into yet another Nagi who lives in a different RP community. There was also a Robin with a jetpack. The Batfamily gets weirder every day.))