Aspect Ratios

[tastes_of_honey]

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

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[campjesus]

I'm gonna suggest "corporal cuddling" as punishment the next time I get in trouble.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. And if the person punishing you made you start yodeling, I want video.

[campjesus]

You know, I bet if I presented an insistent enough argument they'd have no choice but to. "But hitting me and yelling at me doesn't work, clearly this is the only solution! I'm just desperate for your attention! GIVE ME CUDDLES!"

There will be videos.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They might if after they tried it once you actually corrected yourself. You know, showed its effectiveness. At least for a little while.

Hitting and yelling haven't been working.

"Corporal Cuddling" is either a really odd wrestler or a porn characater.

There has to be videos.

[campjesus]

It's a well-known fact that cuddling makes me docile and obedient!

Corporal Cuddler versus the Heartbreak Kid! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, ON PAAAY PEEER VIEEEEW!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I didn't think anything made you obedient.

I'd love to see Corporal Cuddler's signature submission holds.

I could probably make a profitable side living acting as a villainous wrestler's ringside manager. Boasting, being obnoxious, cheating, beatin people with steel chairs... all of those are skills I possess.

[campjesus]

Well, as obedient as I can get. I can't promise the teasing ever stops. Apparently this makes me a five-year-old.

It's probably uncomfortably intimate!

I could see you doing that, yeah. You could play up the German thing and grow a moustache to twirl.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Join the club.

That makes it fun! If you can't take it, you never should have agreed to wrestle Corporal Cuddler.

I never could grow a decent mustache, so nah. I'd probably play the flamboyant Eurotrash.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

You bring joy and happiness into my world through your hours and hours of searching for videos on youtube. All the sludge you must dredge through is worth it for those few gems.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Thank you, milady. It really is hours and hours of sludge-dredging instead of me picking URLs of the gems out of the brains of passersby. Really!

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

And we appreciate your hard work, my dear ♥ Honestly, we do.