tastes_of_honey: (Farfarello (Red))
December 7, 2001
a Rome, Italy

When Schuldig Portaled into Farfarello's Roman apartment, Farfarello did indeed look like he wanted to have a chat, just as Schu had felt. Could a telepathic link really cross realities and time zones? He didn't let any of his surprise and disquiet show on his face.

"Good," Farfarello said. "I felt and thought really hard at you."

"As long as you didn't rupture anything. Actually, I just felt like showing up." Liar. Hopefully Red wouldn't catch that. "What's on your mind? And do make sure to stay on the other side of the room." Schu refused to sit on the bed for similar reasons. Read more... )
tastes_of_honey: (Farfarello (Red))
Almost forgot to say. Halloween was pretty cool. I dressed up as a zombie clown, while Red Farf was just a regular zombie. Though in his case he took his eyepatch off and put a lot of fake blood in and around his socket as part of his makeup. People are lucky he didn't go Method and use some of the real stuff. We contented ourselves with scaring the crap out of people and getting a ton of candy. Farf on candy is really special.
tastes_of_honey: (Bad Self)
I had a nice little Christmas. Rose-red didn't accept my invitation, but I didn't really expect him to have the guts to. It was Nagi, Brad, and me eating and opening presents and, to my happiness, ending up in a threesome. I was taking all the ribbons and bows off my gifts and putting them on team mates, people got excited, and things happened. I'm certainly not complaining.

My Christmas celebration with Red Farf had a much higher bodycount. I think we reached the triple digits. He was impressed enough that eventually he patted my head, said, "That'll do," and brought me to his home to toss me into his bed. I think I need to rediscover my ability to say no to him or at least moderate things.

New Year's Eve was one of my sleepover times with Brad, and he woke me at sunrise to ring in the new year or some shit. I grumbled, cursed him, and threatened grievous bodily harm until he made it worth my while, and afterward I could just go back to sleep and stay as long as I wanted. I'd forgotten that was one of the joys of living with someone.
tastes_of_honey: (Grr)
"Pope likens 'saving' gays to saving the rainforest"

Brad says I can't kill him, while Red Farf would probably celebrate anything that turns more people away from the faith, but I would love to show the Vatican what "a deviation, an irregularity, a wound" really looks like.
tastes_of_honey: (The Tower)
Things have been weird lately. Or I've been weirder than usual. Read more... )
tastes_of_honey: (Farfarello (Red))
October 1, 2000
a Rome, Italy

When Farfarello walked out of the bathroom, fresh from the shower, he saw Lucifer sitting on his bed. Annoyance and affection warred within him, but he had to give the telepath credit for coming back so soon, especially knowing that Farfarello had been enraged last time. But the anger had faded, and fondness dominated him now as he sat beside him. Wait.

"It hasn't been just a few days for you, has it?" Farfarello asked.

"How did you guess?" Satan asked, sounding tired.

"You smell like oncoming winter, you look much wearier, you're wearing heavier clothing, and your hair is longer. I think you're thinner too."

"You notice all that?"

Read more... )
tastes_of_honey: (Downcast)
"I don’t care what you think,
As long as it’s about me
The best of us can find happiness
In misery"

-- "I Don't Care" by Fall Out Boy


"Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know,
Like how to deal with despair, or someone breaking your heart."

-- "Seventy Times 7" by Brand New
tastes_of_honey: (Grr)
Me and Red had a huge argument, so bad that he was on the verge of attacking me (again) and I took off telling him I wouldn't return until he cooled off, which I know will just piss him off more but there's no way in hell I'll throw down with him short of someone paying me big cash for it. He's pissed that I come and go as I please while he can't show up at will in my reality as I can in his. While I see his point, I know the little psycho doesn't love me, but he needs me to be obsessed or in love with him. The way I wander in now and then just shows him that he's not really important to me. I can't get him to understand that he would be more important to me if he didn't make me feel like he's with me and humoring me with sex just to get Catholic bashing from me.

When am I gonna learn my lesson about Farfarellos?


Ten asked who had a code name. Brody asked what we're tired of justifying to people. A meme revealed him, he feels falsely, as the Loverboy, while I'm supposedly the False Messiah, which makes me laugh like hell. At another time we talked about lyrics. I talked with Amalia about troublesome and unwanted duties.

((Worried about [livejournal.com profile] wireboundheart, Aya asked the Nexus for stress relief suggestions. When Yohji returned, Aya learned that things had gotten worse [NSFW]. When Raven asked about alternates, Aya had a brief conversation with her about the mistakes he'd made with [livejournal.com profile] dream_departed.

((Nagi asked [livejournal.com profile] feline_casanova to the Nexus prom but was turned down, partly from Yohji and Sanzo having a thing going on. Schu went to the prom and had briefly discussed what he would wear before it with the General. Nagi struck out while trying to reestablish good contact with Gojyo and Hakkai, and when a conversation between him and Schu in the Nexus brought it up, Schu told him that Gojyo was being a dick. A post by Daimon Winter asking for psychics drew out Schu, Nagi, and Mio Hongo. Toki and Gojyo had a phone conversation about the people who've unexpectedly returned to the Nexus.))

((At [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun, Allistar generated even more drama.))
tastes_of_honey: (Crazytime)
My Nagi saved his hash by treating me to a birthmonth spa day. I was exfoliated, oiled, and massaged. I got a facial, a mani-pedi, and deep conditioning for my hair. Then we had a sleepover. I still feel all tingly.

My Brad has one day left to fete me before I'll be forced to take vengeance on him.
tastes_of_honey: (Hell)
Farfarello burned. It was interesting being so dry. Floaty.

“What stupidity is this?”

Smiling, Farfarello half-opened his eye to see Lucifer standing before his bed, orange hair blazing even in the shady dimness of the stifling room. Farfarello croaked through cracked lips, “Tyger! Tyger! burning bright.”

“It’s my own hand that frames my fearful symmetry. How long have you been like this?”

“Time is an illusion.”

Read more... )
tastes_of_honey: (Sunglasses)
Schuldig reeled as he Portalled back into his flat. Busy night. He'd found a target on a dance floor Farfarello had been looking for and killed the guy himself out of some urge to finish the dance. After they'd dumped the body and Schuldig had turned down a cut of the reward money, they'd danced and drank for hours before returning to Farfarello's place for dirtier dancing. Schuldig hadn't been this hungover in a long time. Farfie could drink. Schu had easier times with other people's hangovers than his own; the nausea wasn't so bad, for one thing. Farf had entertained himself by trying to gross Schu out once they woke up, so it was time to go.

Shit, he had nothing edible in his own flat, and he knew he'd be hungry later. Grocery shopping. Blaaah. He hated it. He needed minions, dammit.

Schu didn't bother showering or changing; he just put his darkest sunglasses and a heavier coat on before leaving. But as he reached the front door he felt a familiar presence outside: Aya.

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tastes_of_honey: (Farfarello (Red))
Although Farfarello returned home silently, he wanted to stamp and curse in a fit of rage. He might have to sew up that gash on his arm, but what galled him most was that Rome had increased the police presence around churches and he only had himself to blame for it for having run a little too wild too often lately. More dogs had been called in to guard the sheep. A police presence making his missions harder held no charm for him because police and challenges had nothing to do with what he did. How could he even be sure whether they were believers? For safety's sake, he had to take them down too quickly to do a proper interrogation.

With a partner, he could take more time with people despite armed guards and greater numbers.

But it didn't matter for Rome, because he'd overdone it here. He needed to back off for a while.

When his Schwarz link suddenly flared to life, he picked up his pace. It would be so like Schuldig to show up while Farfarello was away from home and leave forever in a huff over him not being there this one time, ready to receive him. Some things, annoying and amusing, all Schuldigs had in common.

Read more... )
tastes_of_honey: (Hell)
Picked this one up from [livejournal.com profile] campjesus:

What Kind of Puppy Are You? )


In other news, I've decided to visit Red for a little talk tonight. I'm a little less angry now, and I want to see whether I have to close the book on him.
tastes_of_honey: (Grr)
I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"


Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they seem to make me a more productive operative. I told him he could suck me. He didn't.
tastes_of_honey: (Bruised)
[livejournal.com profile] wireboundheart asked for suggestions on what he could do on his vacation. I managed to keep myself from answering, but Aya-kun came over to help him. Nagi seems to be trying to keep [livejournal.com profile] feline_casanova from self-destructing.

Reno and Rufus Shinra asked a question. This may be the least annoying Reno I've met yet. After Lavender Brown asked an unusual question, hilarity ensued. The Daleks for Jesus started a song LOL. Giles asked for technical help on vocations. Sylar is cruising the Nexus again. Brody did a meme. When the Kuchisake-onna showed up, hilarity ensued again. Detective Kowalski asked if romance in the workplace is worth a try. Mantis asked whether it's best to get a mentor to help you hone your abilities or figure them out on your own, and most of the Nexus, me included answered, "Both."

((A Brad Crawford showed up at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))


I haven't been feeling that things were going right with Red recently, so I told him I wasn't doing any more freebie religious mayhem for him. He got kinda violent in response, which made me even less inclined. We fought like only Schwarz can fight, and I told him I didn't feel like being used and I didn't know if I wanted to come back before I left via Portal. I damned well deserve better. Once I cool down some and let some time pass, I may return once to see if my protests made a dent, but if they haven't I'm done with him. I won't repeat old mistakes.
tastes_of_honey: (Sexual Powertrip)
I brought my new lover home. He was a bit wide-eyed--you know, with his one eye--about moving from Italy to England and eight years forward in one shake of a lamb (of God)'s tail but then he jumped onto my back and wrapped around me and demanded a piggyback ride. Since I'm just that awesome, I gave him one through the streets of Londontown. Sure, I could have brought him straight home but a flat looks like a flat looks like a flat and I aim to impress. We went to the skankiest club I know to dance and let him scare people a bit then went to my place and screwed like crazed weasels in heat. Not that I know what that looks like because I've never watched crazed weasels go at it. Ew. And a great time was had by all, and he only playfully threatened to kill the queen once. The end.
tastes_of_honey: (Glee)
Visiting Red Farfarello )
tastes_of_honey: (Less work)
NSFW for language and situation )


Feb. 7th, 2008 04:16 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Anyone Anywhere)
Sena is finally deLOL'd. The kid was a kitten and then a cat boy for months. Mamoru asked if the Nexus can change people, probably because Nagi is confusing him. Good work, Nagi. Brody, vampire magnet, asked how we feel about vampires and got philosophical.


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