Guilty Pleasures

Your zanpakuto is an overpriced, awkward takoba covered in bling named Rainbow Data by Jake. When you cry "Don't Panic!" it locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud.

At the command "Why, Hello There, Sailor!" your zanpakuto Drunken Juice Rancher, a witty, cold set of nunchuku, sends out for pizza.

Your zanpakuto is a nutritious, jealous sickle named Platypus. When you cry "Have a Nice Day!" it breaks into a chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt.

When you invoke shikai with "Prove!" Polka-Dot Manatee, a husky misericord made of PVC piping, loafs on the couch and refuses to get a job.

Your zanpakuto is a dusty, prickly chakram named Blood-Letting Harpsichord Must Not be Taunted. When you cry "Color!" it is guilty, so will not dance and has no rhythm.

Schuldig carries Azure Fire Howl sealed into the form of a parasol. At the command "Breathe, Azure Fire Howl!" it transforms into a segmented, awkward naginata with an elegantly carved shaft. It enhances the wielder's hearing.

Aya carries Flower Tsunami sealed into the form of a walking stick. At the command "Butcher, Flower Tsunami!" it transforms into a magnificent, jagged claymore with a loop of strong cord on the pommel. It inflicts wounds that will not stop bleeding unless covered with earth or mud, like a river can not be stopped unless dammed.