Guilty Pleasures

I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"


Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they seem to make me a more productive operative. I told him he could suck me. He didn't.

Morpheus has been getting sweet justice. Farf's still... Godly. Sena went from being a kitty to being a catboi and asked the Nexus about the added weirdness of that. Another Crawford showed up in the Nexus, and he was as much of an ass as the rest of them. I didn't waste much time on this one. Pyro Ken showed up to burn things. Ran-chan's brother appeared in the Nexus, looking for her. Aya-chan showed up too.

((Goku and Nagi are talking, so War planning and recruitment continue, as does planning for the break-in at Nii's. Nagi went to feline_casanova's reality for more info. Sanzo was around for a bit. devilnordeath hears about people being drawn into the Yohji rescue effort and contacts Nagi about it.

wireboundheart took just_a_murder out for their one-year anniversary, and it was NSFW as usual.))

Jonathan says he's doing better, which is cool. Kopi looked for advice. Hanatarou asked what you'll never get tired of, and I mentioned my fashion sense. Kaa asked if you could eat someone, who would it be. Tohji asked what your evil twin would be like, and I said mine would be boring. A new, hip, happening Robin has show up. Proteus asked for thoughts on monogamy. You can guess my answer. Greed also asked about monogamy, though in a more crass way. Liz asked what folks do when a fight leaves them semi- to totally naked. Nova's question brought Harper out. Lawr's finally legal age in some places. Tom Servo proposed to the whole Nexus. Mikey asked who your heroes and superheroes are.

Brody was out in the Nexus a lot, asking how to pitch a job to his parents, asking for fashion confirmation, asking for advice on split lips and Satanists, and apologizing for his speaking in tongues ((as first foretold in this dear_mun post)) and asking for advice on breaking news of the oncoming apocalypse to his parents.

((In dear_mun, dr_y_a_n_a is bored, and that's just not right.))

::Schuldig is sitting on his couch, smoking and staring into space. The edges of bruises are visible on his skin here and there. Even his hair looks less lustrous. The belly of his frog ashtray is nearly full; strangled-looking butts are about to start dangling out the gaping mouth.::


((open for company))

Karaoke was crazy and far more dangerous than karaoke should be. ((Warning: Karaoke post is huge, at 1183 comments at current count. Gojyo complained about how big the post was in only_in_meta, as if he has other things to do with his time while he's dead. wireboundheart makes it up to just_a_murder for disappearing from karaoke in a very NSFW way here, and Aya's vampire LOL wears off.))

Then Kakyou turned up missing soon afterward, so Aya-chan put together a team to rescue him from Eszett. I believe I was the MVP of Aya-chan's Angels. Kakyou should be all right. I'll be checking up on him now and then. ((Aya-chan was kind enough to thank the rescue team in good_rpers_rock, and Schu thanked her and Kakyou-mun back for the opportunity to kill and burn things.)) An Eszett-trained alt of Kakyou showed up, and it's interesting talking to him.

Nagi's getting his porn company started. I visited to see how he's doing. My kid, the mogul. ((NSFW)) He got truth LOL'd, but that kind of worked out in my favor. ((So very NSFW)) Andrew was far less amused by being truth LOL'd. Then Andrew got hit by the Jedi/Sith LOL....

I was briefly LOL'd and it almost ended up in a very bad place. Freakin' sex pollen. This evil scientist type picked right up on me, and at first I was too LOL'd and horny to walk away. ((Rose Wilson got *ahem* screwed around even worse by this LOL and complained about it at dear_mun.))

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