Good Will and Peace to All Men (Except Homos and Trannies). Love, The Vatican

[tastes_of_honey]

"Pope likens 'saving' gays to saving the rainforest"

Brad says I can't kill him, while Red Farf would probably celebrate anything that turns more people away from the faith, but I would love to show the Vatican what "a deviation, an irregularity, a wound" really looks like.

Comments

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty sure the church also frowns on birth control, murder and.. cute puppies or something. I always got a little confused around that part of Farf's ranting..."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not quite so openly about it being a matter of saving the planet and the entire human race. Meanwhile, I think Farf is confused about that himself.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi snorts. "It would probably be good for the world if the birth rate dropped a bit. And it's not like gay is catching. ...unless you're LOLed. Religion is dumb."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've seen articles where the reporter brings up the idea of overpopulation and these morons say things like, "Nobody lives in the desert yet! There's plenty of land!" I agree that religion is dumb.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Those morons should have to drive in rush hour traffic in a major metropolis for a few weeks. I bet they'll be firmly convinced there are too many people in the world after that."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure. They may be too stupid.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"If they're that dumb, the world won't miss them. If you can't kill the pope, maybe you can get some of the little guys."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Only if they cross my path or I'm paid for it. I'm not going to hunt down all the small idiots of the world for free.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"It's probably less stressful to take that approach to it. How's work and stuff been?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Work's been damned busy. People hire us as killers more around the holidays. Maybe it helps that they're thinking of having to cook for, be nice to, and give presents to people they hate and they decide murder is worth it.

Brad still has some moments of assitude but he's coming around. It helps that I don't back down. My Nagi is coming in for Christmas and even promised to bring a Colonel Sanders Santa for our home. I invited Aya too, though I doubt he'll show, which is a shame.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I've been blocking more assassination attempts lately."

"It might really break Aya's mind to see a Schwarz Christmas. If he shows up, I demand video footage."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It could also be an end of the year thing, where you're closing the books for this year and starting new payroll books for the next one, making this a good time to drop any dead weight.

You know that if he shows up I'll be documenting it. It's such a situation that makes people say, "Pix or it didn't happen."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"That still sounds better than attending countless Christmas parties and hoping someone tries to kill your employer just to make things more interesting." Granddad Taketori has decided that he's too ill to attend any parties, so Mamoru has to go to them all.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I hate working Christmas parties. Being able to drink is the only thing that makes them tolerable.

Maybe you can let the Takatori brat get slightly injured, enough to stop him from spending a lot of time at these things. ::Schu figures probably not, but it's a pretty thought.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Hmm... maybe he could slip on some ice. I'm sure I'm not suppoes to protect him from the sidewalks..."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yes! Really, how can you protect him from sidewalks? Nobody knows they'll attack until the second it happens!

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi is much happier now! "I like this plan."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could help give you some Christmas cheer.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Speaking of, are you gonna be around the Nexus on Christmas, or should I go for Christmas Eve with your present?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm working Christmas Eve. I'll accept a present any time I'm around though.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Okay. I'll keep an eye out for you once I have it ready." Nagi needs to make part of it.