tastes_of_honey: (Sunglasses)
1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting (and, in my case, German) titles.
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.


  1. Touch in my pants

  2. Hammering in My Head in my pants

  3. High Voltage in my pants

  4. I Never Chose You in my pants

  5. Right Where It Belongs in my pants

  6. Change the World in my pants

  7. Da Funk in my pants

  8. Rock the Shack in my pants

  9. Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't in my pants

  10. Pagan Lovesong in my pants

  11. It'll Chew You Up and Spit You Out in my pants

  12. To Myself I Turned in my pants

  13. Schwarz in my pants (that's just history)

  14. Nothing's Impossible in my pants

  15. Hatredcopter in my pants

  16. If Only Tonight We Could Sleep in my pants

  17. Fansong in my pants

  18. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in my pants

  19. I Think in my pants

  20. All the Same in my pants

  21. Still Life in my pants

  22. Send Me an Angel in my pants

  23. Sheep in my pants

  24. The Bottom Line in my pants

  25. Waiting for the Miracle inside my pants

Appearances

Feb. 4th, 2008 08:28 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Moonlight Smile)
Work's been steady and mostly interesting, Brad's being far less of an ass, and I have an intoxicating new lover I'm visiting now and then. Life's pretty damned good.

Rukia's back. Yay! Hanatarou asked about how you feel about traps and if you wanna take a nap.

(([livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder is comforting [livejournal.com profile] wireboundheart in a very NSFW way here.))
tastes_of_honey: (Blue Eyes)
::The whites of Schuldig's eyes are reddened from exposure to tear gas, and he has faint blue streaks in his ginger hair. He looks tired yet jazzed.::



Even some of the nonviolent protesters were kind of my people: As a black column of bulky riot police approached along a picturesque tree-lined road, one transvestite protester said: "They've been nice to us so far. Well, I've been groped a little - but that's OK." Hell, I did some time among the non-violent myself, mostly as part of the Clowns' Army. I can't wear black for so many straight days! Farf stayed among the hooded violent. He was too frightening as a clown. See some photos from the front.

I spent a lot of time listening to Nine Inch Nails' Year Zero, which made a decent soundtrack for protesting Bush and global imperialism. Sometimes Farf and I shared the Podphones, which some other protesters found cute. By the way, protest sex is great. Adrenaline is nature's aphrodisiac.

***

I check out for a few days, and the Nexus gets infested with LOLs. There was sneezing kiwi bird who induced enforced nudity. Some people found it awkward, which mystified Kaa. ((Farf answered the same Kaa question about nudity in a [livejournal.com profile] dear_multiverse post.)) Some people have been de-aged five years by a mirror, which created a wave of cluelessness, rewind, fear, and evil. I have yet to see any naked people who've rewound back five years, though. The shame LOL is pretty damned funny. For me at least. Meanwhile, some people are still trying to deal with older LOLs. Rabbids are freaky.

***

Queen Bitch is back in the Nexus, omigawd! I am entertained. Especially when Yuuko starts talking like her.

One of the Edward Elrics came to the Nexus looking for advice on a love triangle he's in. One of the members is an alternate of him. Too funny.

Yuuko is looking for weird philosophy and happy things. I'm right at home there.

((Kanan's pregnant, and the daddy is Hakkai. This isn't gonna end well. War continues to develop.))
tastes_of_honey: (Default)
I celebrated Easter with a lot of candy, particularly chocolate bunny ears, and a lot of sex. I may have huffed a bit too much nitrous oxide from balloons last night, though. London's nightlife is a bit weird. The problem with being a telepath hanging around people using drugs is that using drugs starts to seem like a better idea.

****

Siberian has arrived in the Nexus, and we're already breaking his brain. Not that there's so much brain there to break. Ah, Weiß. But he's good for [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder in his way. You just keep being good for Aya, Ken-ken.

I have the bad feeling that someone is talking smack about me. I'll keep my eyes open to see if things get worse. Gojyo sure is. I'm annoyed that he put me on the spot about Schwarz-not-Schwarz, then didn't even have the decency to give me a cuddle. I even fetched him shit beer.

Three linked guys at different points on the wheel of their linked lives meet at a bar for one's birthday and get drunk. Hilarity ensues. I'm cheering Toki and Goku on.

****

I provided some advice to a Harry Potter and an older Simba. Lions grow up so fast. The last time I spoke to Simba he was a lot smaller and I was still LOL'd as a Barbie doll, albeit a gorgeous, hard-edged one.

The Joker is offering religion and somehow managing to be even creepier about it than the Daleks for Jesus. I refuse to accept a clown as my personal savior, even if he is openly homicidal.

Jason Todd asked for confirmation that there really are way too many Robins in the Nexus. I told him there are far more Edward Elrics, so he should count his blessings. Elric of Melniboné would back me up on that one.

That guy who doesn't have a name anymore must be low on cash, because he's ineptly trying to pick the Nexus' pockets. He didn't get any money off me, but he did give me a cheap if brief thrill.

A new, telepathic arrival asked what we thought of yaoi telepaths, and I told her that we're here, we're queer, get used to it.

This chickie only seems to show up about once a year, but she brought out Yuuko and Rukia's Valley best. ((Even though Rukia later castigated her mun for it at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))

****

I had nothing to do with this at all, but it entertained me. Maxwell Lord is looking for ideas for a mascot for a chain of inter-dimensional fast food restaurants. "Creepy pedophile clowns are right out." We keep coming back to clowns, don't we?


((And Schu received some lovin' at [livejournal.com profile] good_rpers_rock! ::blush::))

Loose Ends

Feb. 26th, 2007 08:46 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Atrocity (recent))
I talked to Nagi about what I was up to, and he repeated his offer of letting me join up with his organization. I said I didn't want to start a war between him and Brad, which I don't, but I don't want my ass beholden to him either. London Aya's with Kryptonbrand in the US doing something anti-drug related or whatever the hell it is his fruity new team does, which is convenient for Brad and Farf not being able to get to him as easily, so I Portaled to him to let him know that I might be fleeing Schwarz soon and that Brad and Farf might come looking for me to interrogate about my whereabouts. His answer was something like, "As if I'd welcome them with open arms, you moron." So Aya's just fine.

***


Ichigo was LOL'd and I got to watch, sit back, laugh, eat popcorn, and meet Rukia.

When Tom Servo turned giant and asked which city he should destroy, I suggested Toronto.

Nightwing is doing Nexus sexuality studies, and I contributed. I'm always ready to help in the name of Science! (And Evil.)

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