"I don't wanna be your friend...."

[tastes_of_honey]

So I heard Kid Rock's "So Hot," sometimes subtitled "The Stripper's Anthem," and it's, uhm, genius. Ja. I'm particularly intrigued by the line "I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again." I'm sure he means that he's going to have dirty, kinky sex, but when I hear that line I can only think that it's Kid Rock and he's gonna fuck her badly and not worry about it.

Agree? Disagree?

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Anybody who spends that much time talking about his dick and what a pimp he is has something lacking and feels the need to prove himself. Plus! Pamela Anderson. I rest my case.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

Pamela Anderson is a wonderful young woman who knows what she wants! And I don't care what anyone says. Those breasts are real.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

She wants Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock. No, Tommy Lee. No, Kid Rock.

No matter what, some form of hepatitis or STD is involved, so this isn't a woman of good judgement.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

I have to agree on that one.

Oh, all my youthful dreams, shattered.

(though I'm comforted by my breasts being both sexier and all real.)

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Real breasts are so much sexier. They're soft and you can play with them. You can rest your weary head on them. Pillows! They're so much nicer than bags with silicone or saline inside.

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

And they move the right way. Silicone just doesn't move right.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They're just there, gravity-defying, stationary lumps of plastic. Bleh.