Celebrate!

[tastes_of_honey]

Happy birthday, Kitten Tits!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Hey, Zaubermaus. It's been a while. What have you been up to?

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

You know, this and that, zaubin', mausin'. How goes it in the crazy world of Schuldig?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Brad's being pretty good to me, while Farfarello is a problem. So... half the same as it ever was? I haven't had anything major happen to me for a while, and I'm not sure whether I should be thankful or not. You know I can get bored sometimes, and that's never a good thing.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I thought you usually caused all your own drama! Go set a building full of nuns on fire or something.

Except don't, actually, because then I'll feel bad for encouraging you.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, about 50% to 75% of my drama is caused by other people. It's true!

Oh, baby, you're wasted doing whatever it is you're doing now. Come away and become a pyromaniac with me!

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Okay, I might believe about half of it, because that means you cause the other half.

Now now, you know I can't be seen burning down buildings. It's ruin my reputation as a good-doer.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't lie about everything. Just the boring stuff.

Maybe you were burning down the building for somebody's good. It can happen. You just need to put the right spin on it.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I believe that. Maybe!

How is that for anyone's good? Insurance money? There were Nazis inside?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was a firetrap or dangerously decrepit, just waiting to claim someone's life! Also, "Nazis" are a great excuse for lots of things.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you know!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Lies! Stereotypes! ::overdone sniffle:: How do people get such horrible ideas about me?

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Are you saying I'm horrible? *outdoes sniffle*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::smirk:: If that sniffle gets any deeper your brains might come out with it. Ach, it's good to see you behaving like a chip off the ol' Schu-Schu.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

*snorts* Little brothers have to know how to get their way sometimes, it's a talent all the useful ones have.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've never had any or been one myself, but it's something I've observed. It's important to make sure you're taken care of and to keep family on its toes. I do that for Schwarz.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

You're more of a middle sibling, I guess. The troublemaker! Nagi's the ~*baby*~.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Don't say that in front of him unless you're trying to start a fight. ::smiiiiles::

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I don't try to start fights with people who could kick my ass as a matter of principle.

Unless Nii-san's made a bad decision again, of course.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm currently imagining a fight between Nagi and your brother and thinking it would be short but entertaining. Since Nagi knows you're a friend of mine, he probably wouldn't kill or even break anything on Edward.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

*huffs* He'd hold his own for a bit. We've fought a lot of people with unfair advantages.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Since Alphonse is a friend, Schu will be generous.:: Maybe.

But there's nothing unfair about Nagi's advantage. ::Psi pride represent!::

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

*hmphs, crosses his arms* If you say so. *knows that Edward is the bestest in his heart of hearts!*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I do! ::Nagi is like an atom bomb, foo'!::

Still, it would be fun to watch. ::Schu is totally not thinking what he'd need to do to make this happen. Much.::

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

As long as nobody got hurt, it could be. *hopes he's not thinking that! Bad Schu, bad*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm sure nobody would be. ::Kind of sure? Mostly sure?::

::Come now, he's Schuldig! "Bad" is his middle na-- well, not really, not when he only has the one name.:: I haven't seen my boy in a while. I should do something about that.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Be nice to him for me! Though I'd probably say that about everyone.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Few people in the entire multiverse have been as nice to him as I have. Which is a shame, really.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

He seemed like an okay guy, though I didn't see him that much... *ponders, really can't remember much of Nagi around, just on the outskirts of conversations*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He comes off as really cranky but actually has some sweet spots... fairly well hidden from most people, but definitely there.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Sounds like some people I know.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's amazing how many people like that are wandering around. Of course, being a telepath gives me some special insight.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

So you can tell how pure and good I am deep down all the way to my toes, of course. *pffffft*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't think anybody's toes are pure, Kitten Tits.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

But I rinse mine regularly! Too bad, I guess.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm not calling you a liar. Toes are just toes. Nobody's perfect, honey.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I know, I know. That's a lesson you don't have to teach me.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I spend a lot of time schooling people. Probably too much time. So a break from that is great.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I'm a quick learner, you can count on me~

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yay! I really need to see you more often.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

It's nice to relax a little.

...Though you sounded bored, so maybe not relax.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I have been bored. I have to do something about that. ::smile::

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Well, feel free to invite me if you get an idea. *that isn't destructive or perverted-- perv B|*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::That takes the fun out of it!::

Thanks! I will. ::Oh yes he will.::