There's a party in my--

[tastes_of_honey]

1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting (and, in my case, German) titles.
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.

1. Touch in my pants


2. Hammering in My Head in my pants


3. High Voltage in my pants


4. I Never Chose You in my pants


5. Right Where It Belongs in my pants


6. Change the World in my pants


7. Da Funk in my pants


8. Rock the Shack in my pants


9. Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't in my pants


10. Pagan Lovesong in my pants


11. It'll Chew You Up and Spit You Out in my pants


12. To Myself I Turned in my pants


13. Schwarz in my pants (that's just history)


14. Nothing's Impossible in my pants


15. Hatredcopter in my pants


16. If Only Tonight We Could Sleep in my pants


17. Fansong in my pants


18. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in my pants


19. I Think in my pants


20. All the Same in my pants


21. Still Life in my pants


22. Send Me an Angel in my pants


23. Sheep in my pants


24. The Bottom Line in my pants


25. Waiting for the Miracle inside my pants

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's what makes it fun.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

So, is anything not possible in your pants?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

There are certain female parts that will never appear on my body inside my pants short of me being LOL'd, but otherwise everything is possible!

Not enough people have telepaths as lovers to realize all the benefits we bring.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

You present a VERY good point, there. Maybe there just aren't enough telepaths to go around as lovers?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's part of it, but a lot of it is that people are scared to death of mindreaders. I get it in the Nexus all the time.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

Wusses. They don't know what they're missing. I think a mindreader would make a great teammate...even just for playing sports.

Out of curiosity, though, if people are multilingual, do you find that they think in their native language?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I agree! We make great teammates, lovers, and friends.

In my experience, they tend to think in their native language, although some concepts that don't translate well can be in another language. I'm a different case because I end up mostly thinking in the default major language of the place I'm at due to my telepathy. Since I'm living in London, I'm most often thinking in English these days.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

And really bad enemies. Good thing I get along with you, huh?

My thoughts must be total gibberish to you, then. Unless you somehow managed to learn to speak Tamaranean.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yes. Good thing!

They make sense to you, so they would make sense to me if I set out to read them. That's how I know so many languages.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

I've got...an entirely different way of knowing all the languages that I know. Don't laugh, but Tamaraneans learn languages through mouth to mouth contact. It makes us seem pretty friendly with strangers, but half the time, we're just trying to figure out what the hell someone else is saying.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I have to try that sometime. Smooch, then say it was necessary so I could learn the language and communicate.

Gorgeousness, plus a welcome kiss? You must be popular.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

Just remember to pretend you don't understand what they're saying until after you kiss them.

I throw a great party, too.

Since I'm living on earth, I should work for the United Nations. I'd be an awesome translator. But a criminal record is probably a no-no for a job like that, so maybe not.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Gotcha.

Better and better!

Depends on what kind and who you could get to owe you favors. Lots of criminals work in the United Nations.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

We should go out and party sometime. Dancing, maybe. Or party-crashing, perhaps.

...well, I don't have much of a record on earth, admittedly. But I've got world conquest under my belt.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun!

No reason for them to be told about that... unless you figure someone who knows you will show up and blab.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

Have anywhere in mind? We could even crash a party on one of those really fancy cruise ships. I could fly us both there.

Well, now that you've pointed that out...the only people who could have either disappeared, or have been leaving me alone.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Maybe a city in the midst of a celebration, like Carnivale. I don't like how cruise ships are self-contained. You probably don't understand that much since you can fly.

They also have a passenger list. I tend to draw attention to myself, so I wouldn't want to go to the effort of making sure nobody realizes I shouldn't be there.

[flamenoir.livejournal.com]

But half the fun of crashing a party like that is having people gradually realize you're not supposed to be there...but also being way too cool to kick out.

If you want to go somewhere where we'd be welcome, that's cool too, though.