Bed-In

[tastes_of_honey]

::Schu and Nagi arrive via Portal into Schu's bedroom, directly onto Schu's decadent bed. As usual, the bedroom looks something like a dragon's hoard with a somewhat Bollywood bent. (Schu loves the colors, textures, and spanglies!) It's cluttered but not dirty; Schu has standards and some small sense of housekeeping. And sometimes Aya does a sweep through.::

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[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sticks his tongue out at Schu. "Yeah. There's a lot of gods and angels and demons and stuff around. I guess they can travel here easier than humans."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Schu sticks his tongue out at Nagi.::

"That makes some sense. As much as anything you're telling me about this place does."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"It takes a while to get the hang of it. It's useful though. The computer games are fucking awesome."

The waiter reappears. Oh, food. Hello, food. Nagi would like to welcome you to his belly.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"That's not something I would notice." ::Aya smirks as he watches Nagi chow down. He's more restrained with his own meal. It amuses him that Schuldig handles chopsticks so well.::

Now, now, don't be a chauvinist, Aya. I've been eating like this for years.

"Don't read me."

Don't make it so easy. You have training; use it.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Well, Aya doesn't have phenomenal cosmic powers to fuel, does he? Om nom nom!

"And even if Schu didn't know how, he could read it off people who do. Watching Farf trying to use chopsticks used to be really funny though."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Reading it doesn't guarantee that my fingers will work together with chopsticks right. This is skill, babies.

We had to keep telling him not to use them to stab. Though one time it was appropriate. That guy never expected the chopsticks going for his throat.

"Do you commonly discuss missions out in the open?" ::They're so casual about it.::

Hey, this isn't the weirdest conversation going on in the room at the moment.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"That wasn't a job." Mission is such a stupid name for it, really. "That was this really annoying guy going on about a colon operation on his cell while we were trying to eat. Well, that's what it was in my world."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Same here. But if it makes you feel better, Aya, he really deserved to die.

"I'm not so sure I would agree with your standatds, but okay."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"There were details. It was really gross. And there have got to be times that you wanted to stab someone who was on a cell."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"...yes. It doesn't mean I did it."

Maybe you should have.

"I don't think so."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Those morals things make you miss out on an awful lot of fun."

"How's your food?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps. But it's important to stay true to yourself despite temptation."

This is our true selves.

"My food is very good. Thanks."

Mine too. ::does a particularly artful twirl of chopsticks::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "Yup. We're mass-murdering sociopaths. It's part of our charm."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

We make it look good.

"If you say so."

You know you find me charming.

"If I did, it certainly wouldn't be for your mass-murdering sociopath ways."

You do find me charming but don't know why.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi rolls his eyes. "You're fishing for compliments again, Shuru-chan. You already know we think you're pretty."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

But I'm much more than just a pretty face!

::Aya gives him a wry look.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sighs in mock annoyance. "Fine. You also have a pretty ass. And a stunning sense of style."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's more like it.

"You shouldn't need praise all the time."

I don't need it. It's just nice to have.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Plus flattery raises your chances of getting to sleep with him, 'cause it sucks to have a lover who doesn't appreciate you."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Yes."

It's sad that someone has to tell you that.

::Aya makes an obscene gesture, which gets Schu laughing.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"He also likes chocolates. I'm not sure about flowers though. It's more fun to get him jewelry." Nagi keeps a straight face because he's helpful!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Flowers would just make me laugh.

"I'm not enthused about flowers either. How can you tell what jewelry he doesn't already have? You've seen his room."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi shrugs. "Doesn't matter really. Lotsa stuff it's good to have duplicates of. It's one of those thought that counts things."

A mischevious, and therefore evil smile, creeps across Nagi's face. "You could also offer not to wear anything under your apron next time you clean house for him." Oh, wait, that would be for Nagi's gratification. Schu will share mental images, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"That goes too far!"

Way to be selfless, Nagi, but I appreciate the thought. Hey, Aya, is it the cleaning, the nudity, or the frilly apron?

"Some combination of the above!"

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi laughs. "Okay. Not that. How about giving Schu a school girl outfit?"