Bed-In

[tastes_of_honey]

::Schu and Nagi arrive via Portal into Schu's bedroom, directly onto Schu's decadent bed. As usual, the bedroom looks something like a dragon's hoard with a somewhat Bollywood bent. (Schu loves the colors, textures, and spanglies!) It's cluttered but not dirty; Schu has standards and some small sense of housekeeping. And sometimes Aya does a sweep through.::

Comments

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Those morals things make you miss out on an awful lot of fun."

"How's your food?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps. But it's important to stay true to yourself despite temptation."

This is our true selves.

"My food is very good. Thanks."

Mine too. ::does a particularly artful twirl of chopsticks::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "Yup. We're mass-murdering sociopaths. It's part of our charm."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

We make it look good.

"If you say so."

You know you find me charming.

"If I did, it certainly wouldn't be for your mass-murdering sociopath ways."

You do find me charming but don't know why.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi rolls his eyes. "You're fishing for compliments again, Shuru-chan. You already know we think you're pretty."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

But I'm much more than just a pretty face!

::Aya gives him a wry look.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sighs in mock annoyance. "Fine. You also have a pretty ass. And a stunning sense of style."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's more like it.

"You shouldn't need praise all the time."

I don't need it. It's just nice to have.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Plus flattery raises your chances of getting to sleep with him, 'cause it sucks to have a lover who doesn't appreciate you."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Yes."

It's sad that someone has to tell you that.

::Aya makes an obscene gesture, which gets Schu laughing.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"He also likes chocolates. I'm not sure about flowers though. It's more fun to get him jewelry." Nagi keeps a straight face because he's helpful!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Flowers would just make me laugh.

"I'm not enthused about flowers either. How can you tell what jewelry he doesn't already have? You've seen his room."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi shrugs. "Doesn't matter really. Lotsa stuff it's good to have duplicates of. It's one of those thought that counts things."

A mischevious, and therefore evil smile, creeps across Nagi's face. "You could also offer not to wear anything under your apron next time you clean house for him." Oh, wait, that would be for Nagi's gratification. Schu will share mental images, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"That goes too far!"

Way to be selfless, Nagi, but I appreciate the thought. Hey, Aya, is it the cleaning, the nudity, or the frilly apron?

"Some combination of the above!"

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi laughs. "Okay. Not that. How about giving Schu a school girl outfit?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"...you mean give him the outfit? I'm surprised he doesn't already own one."

I do.

"Wait... I'm not wearing a school girl outfit!"

I'd do it for you.

"I don't care!"

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"But Schu might wear it for you, if you ask nice." That would be hot too. Maybe Nagi should wire Schu's place for video?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

;:Aya will sit here for a while silently looking traumatized, while Schu will smirk and look very amused.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sighs. "Why do I always end up being the most perverted one? Is it the porn company?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"...porn company?"

In a word, yes. It's okay, Aya. It's okay, Nagi. ::smirk:;

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi pouts. And eats. But mostly, he pouts. He'll just traumatize Aya more if he keeps talking, and he's not trying to any more, so it's no fun.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Awwww, don't clam up.

::It wasn't that bad.:: "You don't have to stop talking. I'm just not... kinky."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"But I'm thinking about sex now, so it's what I want to talk about. I can't think of a new topic right now. It's like pink elephants."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"...I can't help you there. I don't talk about sex."

He's a man of deeds.

"Shut up."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sighs again. He sighs only the way an annoyed teenager can sigh. "Great, I thought of something else to talk about, but it's probably not much better." Has this Aya contacted his sister?