"He's got no sense of fun."
And that's why he'll die bitter and wrinkley.
Nagi nods. "And not in the throes of ecstacy."
Sad. It's so easily prevented too.
"Yup. He just has to get that big stick out his ass to make room for funner things."
I have told him that so many times.
Nagi smirks slightly. "Maybe he's a size queen." Crawford does have such a huge stick up his ass, right? Maybe no cock seems big enough to replace it....
He should give it a try. He might like it.
And who better to show him?
"It would be fun for everyone involved that way."
Too bad he rarely cooperates.
"Yeah."
"Y'know, it's weird, but I never see my Crawford as sexy. But his alts are." And almost every one that Nagi met has been a dickhead, but anyway...
"Y'know, it's weird, but I never see my Crawford as sexy. But his alts are." And almost every one that Nagi met has been a dickhead, but anyway...
That's because he's yours.
Mine's sexy at times. Sometimes those times are when he's a dickhead. I don't understand it.
Mine's sexy at times. Sometimes those times are when he's a dickhead. I don't understand it.
Nagi's Crawford is sort of his daddy, so that certainly has something to do with it. "Um, because those are the times you most want to bend him over a table and fuck him back to his senses?"
28.
I'm a philanthropist, after all.
I'm a philanthropist, after all.
You're famous for that after all.
Exactly. Finally someone who remembers that.
...the hell. I got less than you. Fuckin' rugrats.
You got less than Alphonse Elric too. You definitely need to work on your rugrat-smacking game.
I like kids, but Christ. I'd like to think I could take more than just 30-some five year olds.
I have to admit that five-year-olds fight dirty.
Well, they'd pretty much have to. I mean, they wouldn't stand a god damn chance if they didn't.
True. Doesn't mean I appreciate getting bitten or my shin kicked.
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