...Dammit, I was going to take this quiz and get a better score and laugh, but I got the same score!
I'm impressed, Kitten Tits! And kinda thinking that I better amp up my ankle-biter whupping skills.
Well, I took the test assuming that these were evil children, so I was mean about the morality stuff. If they were just regular kids I couldn't do it.
All children are evil. Trust me on that. Thumbs up!
Tsk, Schu. You've clearly never met Hughes' daughter.
I think she's actually evil but the shock and awe of her dad forcing you to look at cute photos of her all the time brainwashed you into thinking otherwise.
Blasphemy! She is a tiny saint of cute.
That's just what she wants you to think. She's just waiting until she's old enough and big enough to strike out on her own, and then her true self will be revealed. For now she'll just keep you guys wrapped around her wee little finger.
...Well, you can read her tiny mind, I guess you would know.
Yep! I know lots of things.
Tell me what you've been up to, Zaubermaus.
Tell me what you've been up to, Zaubermaus.
Uh-huhhhhhh.
...Partying all night and rock and rolling every day.
...Partying all night and rock and rolling every day.
I thought it was the other way around.
I'm pretty sharp.
Sometimes I'm really tempted to take you up on your earlier offer of a pocket kitten, but then my life gets too chaotic again.
Sometimes I'm really tempted to take you up on your earlier offer of a pocket kitten, but then my life gets too chaotic again.
"I only got 31. Stupid test didn't ask about telekinesis."
A lot of your common internet quizzes totally overlook the possibility of psychic powers. Sad and discriminatory but true.
Alphonse Elric beat you, kid.
Alphonse Elric beat you, kid.
Well, you have to acknowledge that I am a ninja and he is voiced by Mello a telekinetic. Babies don't play that way, it seems.
"Damn, that's fucked up. D'you think he lied on the test?"
Duly noted!
Aww... if you too had magic pockets they could live a life of ease, I'm sure.
Aww... if you too had magic pockets they could live a life of ease, I'm sure.
He said he imagined they were evil children. I foresee the possibility of a bright future as a sociopath for him.
I wonder if he would do better if he were a pirate, because I've never heard of a rivalry between ninjas and telekinetics.
"Imagined? All kids are evil."
Hell yes. I often wish for magic pockets.
Since this test was all about the physical, pirate might be a better advantage than psychic assassin.
That's what I told him! He foolishly chose not to believe me.
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