Kick the Baby!

[tastes_of_honey]

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I'm especially curious to see how Brody would do on this.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He said he imagined they were evil children. I foresee the possibility of a bright future as a sociopath for him.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Imagined? All kids are evil."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's what I told him! He foolishly chose not to believe me.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Guess he'll have to learn it the hard way."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sometimes that's the only way people learn.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "And that's why we get so much work."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

And I wouldn't want to end that.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"It's boring not working." Nagi supposes he'll have to suck it up and contact Mamoru soon, but he really doesn't want to.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Very true. Having money is nice too. ::Schuldig doesn't blame him for not wanting to.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Getting money is easy." Nagi's accounts have tripled since he got himself exiled to the Nexus. He's been bored.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Now, now. Some of us have to get blood under our fingernails to make a living.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Under your nails?" Nagi raises an eyebrow. "You getting into girly-fights with targets or something?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's a metaphor, smallfry. Though sometimes I do get hands-on enough to snap necks.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Snapping necks is fun. They always look so surprised when they can't feel their bodies."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I like how the heads roll.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"They roll better if you rip them off completely."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

But I prefer it when I don't have to go retrieve them.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"And they make lousy footballs."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah. And Brad would always make me clean up afterwards.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"He's got no sense of fun."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

And that's why he'll die bitter and wrinkley.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "And not in the throes of ecstacy."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sad. It's so easily prevented too.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Yup. He just has to get that big stick out his ass to make room for funner things."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I have told him that so many times.