Shake It If You Have It

[tastes_of_honey]

There's a new Brad Crawford in the Nexus, and he's a humongous ass! If not for the AVF, I would have wasted valuable seconds deciding whether to brainblast him, shoot him, or rip his throat out with my teeth. If this had been my Crawford, I would have killed the bastard years ago. No subtlety, no finesse, no style to the man. He's making me appreciate my own Brad more, and that is unforgivable!

At least I had fun winding down with Yuuko. There's someone who knows how to treat a guy, even when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. Especially when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. I appreciated the Wet T-Shirt Contest later too.

Sometimes I just provide advice to real schoolgirls.

I had a discussion about a different kind of beauty with an illithid today too. And I'm waiting for everybody else to figure out who this guy might eventually become.



((Those of you who've only seen Schu act gayer than the gayest thing that ever gayed, check him out at the Wet T-Shirt Contest here. It's getting ever more NSFW by the comment.))

Comments

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sweet. That bein' said, how'd you like to go to dinner sometime?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure! Though I should warn that I can be a bottomless pit. It takes a lot of food to power my kind of energy.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You kiddin' me? My body immediately destroys anything I eat.

My place? Yours? Eat out somewhere? My treat.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Someplace that's not my place.

Your treat? Yay! Food always tastes better when I'm not paying for it.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Apartment or bar?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Bar, and see how it goes.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Tomorrow then?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. Where do I go?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You know the way to the Sin, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure. So I just show up?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Yep. The bouncers should show you to the VIP area on the second floor.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Hey, Greed. Before we go any further, I want to make sure we're going into this with the same expectations. This is dinner. With everything that's been going on in my life lately and how you've hated me and everything I've stood for for months and still feel conflicted about me now, sex is not gonna happen. If that's a problem for you, there's no harm, no foul, and I have no problem with your dinner offer being retracted while the friend offer can still stand on my end.

I'm just putting my cards face-up on the table, because I had a lot of recent assumptions of mine turn out to be wrong and slap me hard in the face.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem with that at all. I don't have to have sex every time I go out with friends.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Very cool. I wanted to make sure we were on the same page and didn't want it to turn into some awkward moment thing later. I'll see you for dinner, then. ::smile::

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sure.