Shake It If You Have It

[tastes_of_honey]

There's a new Brad Crawford in the Nexus, and he's a humongous ass! If not for the AVF, I would have wasted valuable seconds deciding whether to brainblast him, shoot him, or rip his throat out with my teeth. If this had been my Crawford, I would have killed the bastard years ago. No subtlety, no finesse, no style to the man. He's making me appreciate my own Brad more, and that is unforgivable!

At least I had fun winding down with Yuuko. There's someone who knows how to treat a guy, even when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. Especially when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. I appreciated the Wet T-Shirt Contest later too.

Sometimes I just provide advice to real schoolgirls.

I had a discussion about a different kind of beauty with an illithid today too. And I'm waiting for everybody else to figure out who this guy might eventually become.



((Those of you who've only seen Schu act gayer than the gayest thing that ever gayed, check him out at the Wet T-Shirt Contest here. It's getting ever more NSFW by the comment.))

Comments

[dimension-bitch.livejournal.com]

I shall now make the appropriate comment concerning milkshakes, boys, and yards.

Ba-dum-ching.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I do appreciate that this has all been educational and free of charge.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

She is special.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mmm-hmm. I can certainly agree on that one.

It's good to have more female friends. Being surrounded by guys all the times can warp a fella a bit.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Not to mention I think she's immortal. I never have to worry about her up and dyin' on me.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you'd have to think about that. It's not something that comes up for me. I tend to assume people I know will outlive me in a lot of cases.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You don't seem very near death.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Not now and hopefully not for a very long time! But I'm definitely in a "live fast; die young" profession.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've noticed.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Whatever I might've been, I've become an adrenaline junkie. What else can I do with myself, x-treme sports?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Hunting wild beasts?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

What did the beasts do to anybody? I might as well stick with my original job.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

What did innocent people do to you? Same deal.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't run into many of those on my jobs.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Is that mainly Farf's domain, now?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what the hell Farf's domain is now, which seems to be the way he prefers it lately.

As for the one in my own reality, he mainly attacks the wicked too these days. The wicked have more enemies with more money to pay toward getting rid of them; thus we are hired. My team leader doesn't want to be bothered with small fish offering small cash. I'm older now, and bloodshed for its own sake gets boring over the years. It was never my thing as much as Farf's anyway.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Really? I kinda' guessed some of his psycho-think was bleedin' over.

...Schuldig, I've never told anyone this.

I've killed innocent people before. When Father had newly made me.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It used to, until he had the Schuldig who recently arrived in the Nexus snap it for him. Now he swans around the Nexus doing what-the-shit-ever and I only hear about from other people. I know he has some kind of plan or ulterior motive in his cracked noggin but no idea what it is, and that is driving me insane.

::Schuldig knew. It was one of the things that made having to listen to Greed's talks about the horrors of what Schuldig did all the worse.::

...I'm sorry. There are a lot of shits like that out there in the worlds, ja? They shape you into a tool to use and stab you into the hearts of their enemies. The past few years for me have been about having the freedom of choosing my own.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I didn't like hurtin' people, per say. I loved FIGHTS. Challenges. But the factor of the matter was that our job was to deal with people who got to close and to help him make more stones.

I helped him make Envy's stone, which cost the lives of the entire city of Xerxes to make. Tens of thousands, just so the Old Man could get another servant.

Sorry about droppin' that on ya'. Not often I think about it. The past is past, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I love challenges. It's the adrenaline junkie thing. And you don't know what you're capable of until you're tested.

The past is past, and you can't redo it. Even with the Nexus and Portals and PINpoints and shit, the best you get is redoing it for someone else, but it still happened for someone.

Some things can't be fixed. ::And Schu has obviously thought of things he'd like to fix.::

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

At least ya' got your head-chip-thingie fixed. And I had my stone supercharged, makin' me one step closer to a truly immortal body.

I guess what I'm tryin' to say is that I don't hate ya', Schu. I like ya' quite a bit.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's cool. I used to have a lot of fun with you, like with that pimp contest we got roped into back when. I miss that.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I'd like to let bygones be bygones.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Me too, Greed.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sweet. That bein' said, how'd you like to go to dinner sometime?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure! Though I should warn that I can be a bottomless pit. It takes a lot of food to power my kind of energy.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You kiddin' me? My body immediately destroys anything I eat.

My place? Yours? Eat out somewhere? My treat.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Someplace that's not my place.

Your treat? Yay! Food always tastes better when I'm not paying for it.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Apartment or bar?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Bar, and see how it goes.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Tomorrow then?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. Where do I go?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You know the way to the Sin, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure. So I just show up?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Yep. The bouncers should show you to the VIP area on the second floor.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Hey, Greed. Before we go any further, I want to make sure we're going into this with the same expectations. This is dinner. With everything that's been going on in my life lately and how you've hated me and everything I've stood for for months and still feel conflicted about me now, sex is not gonna happen. If that's a problem for you, there's no harm, no foul, and I have no problem with your dinner offer being retracted while the friend offer can still stand on my end.

I'm just putting my cards face-up on the table, because I had a lot of recent assumptions of mine turn out to be wrong and slap me hard in the face.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem with that at all. I don't have to have sex every time I go out with friends.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Very cool. I wanted to make sure we were on the same page and didn't want it to turn into some awkward moment thing later. I'll see you for dinner, then. ::smile::

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sure.