Shake It If You Have It

[tastes_of_honey]

There's a new Brad Crawford in the Nexus, and he's a humongous ass! If not for the AVF, I would have wasted valuable seconds deciding whether to brainblast him, shoot him, or rip his throat out with my teeth. If this had been my Crawford, I would have killed the bastard years ago. No subtlety, no finesse, no style to the man. He's making me appreciate my own Brad more, and that is unforgivable!

At least I had fun winding down with Yuuko. There's someone who knows how to treat a guy, even when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. Especially when he's dressed like a schoolgirl. I appreciated the Wet T-Shirt Contest later too.

Sometimes I just provide advice to real schoolgirls.

I had a discussion about a different kind of beauty with an illithid today too. And I'm waiting for everybody else to figure out who this guy might eventually become.



((Those of you who've only seen Schu act gayer than the gayest thing that ever gayed, check him out at the Wet T-Shirt Contest here. It's getting ever more NSFW by the comment.))

Comments

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I didn't like hurtin' people, per say. I loved FIGHTS. Challenges. But the factor of the matter was that our job was to deal with people who got to close and to help him make more stones.

I helped him make Envy's stone, which cost the lives of the entire city of Xerxes to make. Tens of thousands, just so the Old Man could get another servant.

Sorry about droppin' that on ya'. Not often I think about it. The past is past, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I love challenges. It's the adrenaline junkie thing. And you don't know what you're capable of until you're tested.

The past is past, and you can't redo it. Even with the Nexus and Portals and PINpoints and shit, the best you get is redoing it for someone else, but it still happened for someone.

Some things can't be fixed. ::And Schu has obviously thought of things he'd like to fix.::

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

At least ya' got your head-chip-thingie fixed. And I had my stone supercharged, makin' me one step closer to a truly immortal body.

I guess what I'm tryin' to say is that I don't hate ya', Schu. I like ya' quite a bit.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's cool. I used to have a lot of fun with you, like with that pimp contest we got roped into back when. I miss that.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I'd like to let bygones be bygones.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Me too, Greed.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sweet. That bein' said, how'd you like to go to dinner sometime?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure! Though I should warn that I can be a bottomless pit. It takes a lot of food to power my kind of energy.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You kiddin' me? My body immediately destroys anything I eat.

My place? Yours? Eat out somewhere? My treat.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Someplace that's not my place.

Your treat? Yay! Food always tastes better when I'm not paying for it.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Apartment or bar?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Bar, and see how it goes.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Tomorrow then?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sounds good. Where do I go?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

You know the way to the Sin, right?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Sure. So I just show up?

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Yep. The bouncers should show you to the VIP area on the second floor.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Hey, Greed. Before we go any further, I want to make sure we're going into this with the same expectations. This is dinner. With everything that's been going on in my life lately and how you've hated me and everything I've stood for for months and still feel conflicted about me now, sex is not gonna happen. If that's a problem for you, there's no harm, no foul, and I have no problem with your dinner offer being retracted while the friend offer can still stand on my end.

I'm just putting my cards face-up on the table, because I had a lot of recent assumptions of mine turn out to be wrong and slap me hard in the face.

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

I don't have a problem with that at all. I don't have to have sex every time I go out with friends.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Very cool. I wanted to make sure we were on the same page and didn't want it to turn into some awkward moment thing later. I'll see you for dinner, then. ::smile::

[man-of-means.livejournal.com]

Sure.