Crawling in My Skin....

[tastes_of_honey]

A while ago I did the meme that had the random bad-ass zanpakutō generator. This is not that meme.

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is an overpriced, awkward takoba covered in bling named Rainbow Data by Jake. When you cry "Don't Panic!" it locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) At the command "Why, Hello There, Sailor!" your zanpakuto Drunken Juice Rancher, a witty, cold set of nunchuku, sends out for pizza. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a nutritious, jealous sickle named Platypus. When you cry "Have a Nice Day!" it breaks into a chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Over all, I think Platypus is the most dangerous to my enemies.



And sorry, Aya:

Aya's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Prove!" Polka-Dot Manatee, a husky misericord made of PVC piping, loafs on the couch and refuses to get a job. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Sena?

Sena's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a dusty, prickly chakram named Blood-Letting Harpsichord Must Not be Taunted. When you cry "Color!" it is guilty, so will not dance and has no rhythm. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Comments

[lifetimedestiny.livejournal.com]

W...what? o_o

That's...*just barely not laughing his head off*

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I would say something about the inability to dance and lack of rhythm if not for the weapon's name. Then again, that's never stopped me in the past.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

Our division's zanpakutou aren't like that... ;-;

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

The generator says these are the irregular ones.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

~_~

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Awwwww! Schu wants to give Hana a hug.:: By contrast, you're totally regular.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

If you say so...

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

If I say it, it's totally true!

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

Yes, but... being 'regular' isn't quite... .__.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's better than being "irregular." Irregular suggests things like having one leg that's shorter than the other.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes...
I suppose I was thinking of it more in medical terms. :x

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Lots of people want to be regular. Why else would they eat fiber and vegetables? Not for taste, that's for sure.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

... I like vegetables.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You have to admit that a lot of people overcook them to the point where they suck.

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

That's true. Bok choy is really tasteless if it gets overdone. :/
Anyway, it's not a problem if you can eat things pickled, or fresh. ^^

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It's the culture thing again. Some cultures don't pickle many things or have access to decent produce.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

Kakyou's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Plangent Cabbage is a juicy bisen-to that seems to be made of Play-Doh. When you activate it with the command "Coffee, Tea, or Me?" it can give your enemy a nasty paper cut. What's Your Zanpakutō?

...Oddly, I seem to have the most physically damaging one thus far.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out how juicy Play-Doh can give someone a paper cut. I'm trying not to wonder what kind of juice would come out of Play-Doh.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I briefly wondered about the first myself. I hadn't considered the second, and I don't think I'll be thanking you for presenting the thought.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I ponder the hard-hitting questions!

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

Didn't you just say you were trying not to ponder it?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Trying not to, but so far I can't help myself. My curiosity and investigative instincts are just that strong.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

...This isn't going to lead to your buying a large quantity of Play-Doh and juicing it, is it?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd be able to stand the smell. Play-Doh has a stomach turning aroma even before you try to make a smoothie out of it.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I'm relieved to hear that. There are some things I'd rather not be responsible for.