Crawling in My Skin....

[tastes_of_honey]

A while ago I did the meme that had the random bad-ass zanpakutō generator. This is not that meme.

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is an overpriced, awkward takoba covered in bling named Rainbow Data by Jake. When you cry "Don't Panic!" it locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) At the command "Why, Hello There, Sailor!" your zanpakuto Drunken Juice Rancher, a witty, cold set of nunchuku, sends out for pizza. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Schuldig's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a nutritious, jealous sickle named Platypus. When you cry "Have a Nice Day!" it breaks into a chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Over all, I think Platypus is the most dangerous to my enemies.



And sorry, Aya:

Aya's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) When you invoke shikai with "Prove!" Polka-Dot Manatee, a husky misericord made of PVC piping, loafs on the couch and refuses to get a job. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Sena?

Sena's Zanpakutō: (Fourth Division Irregulars) Your zanpakuto is a dusty, prickly chakram named Blood-Letting Harpsichord Must Not be Taunted. When you cry "Color!" it is guilty, so will not dance and has no rhythm. What's Your Zanpakutō?

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out how juicy Play-Doh can give someone a paper cut. I'm trying not to wonder what kind of juice would come out of Play-Doh.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I briefly wondered about the first myself. I hadn't considered the second, and I don't think I'll be thanking you for presenting the thought.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I ponder the hard-hitting questions!

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

Didn't you just say you were trying not to ponder it?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Trying not to, but so far I can't help myself. My curiosity and investigative instincts are just that strong.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

...This isn't going to lead to your buying a large quantity of Play-Doh and juicing it, is it?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'd be able to stand the smell. Play-Doh has a stomach turning aroma even before you try to make a smoothie out of it.

[broken-dreaming.livejournal.com]

I'm relieved to hear that. There are some things I'd rather not be responsible for.