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The Blessings of the Ceiling Cat
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1 An Ceiling Cat keep speekin to me: 2 U kno thoes two cats over dere? Theyr momma dun kno who iz baby daddy. 3 An they iz both... SLUTS! Peepls from south tuched their butts. An other stuff. An they likd it 4 an the cats has weerd namez an makes the baybees like doll factoreez.
If that wasn't enough, have Song of Solomon 8:
Beloved
1 I wish u wer mai bruthr,
so we cud hav hawt cestuous makeoutz
in frunt of ppl.
thats not weird, iz it?
2 Plus we cud be in saem howse,
drinkin mai winez and joose and cookies.
3 hugz!
4 but srsly, doters of jeroosalem,
dun wake luv up early ok
it r cranky late sleeper kthx.
5 ho is in r dezert
leanin on boykittyfrenz?
no iz in dezert silly. iz undr appl tree.
ur mom lieks appl tree to.
iz very populer tree.
lots of babies borning an stuff.
dey shud cleen there moar.
6 i has a bucket.
bucket iz ur hart.
bucket iz also on fire an ded and stuffs.
but iz stil gud bucket.
7 luv gets put in sink but iznt drownded.
also u cant buy it sry
8 ok so like we hav this sistr
ho isnt growned up an sexy yet.
wut do we do with sistr?
9 we dres her up all prty
an maek lolicon 4 internets!
10 ho carez? i has boobies.
boykittyfriend lieks them.
11 solomon has a vinyard in sum hard to spel plaec.
tenants can has solomon's vinyard.
he gets moneys when fruitz get ated.
12 i has a vinyard too!
solomon can has mai vinyard an moneys.
he is gud boykittyfriend.
guys dat tend the vinyard get moneys too i guess.
13 wai u spendin all ur time
in garden w/frends?
i can has ur voice?
i mean not like takin ur actual voice or nething but, like, talking an singing an stuffs. yodeling b ok 2.
14 kk lets go 2 mountains
an b deers an gazels.
My brain hurts. Those cells are never gonna come back to life.
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(revelations is a lot less horrifying with the word "cheezburger" in it.)
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(no kitty, you can't have any apple of knowledge of good and evil! goddammit kitty this is my apple of knowledge of good and evil!!!)
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What? *shifty look*
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So, I guess... how are you?
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I have two major Nexus things I have to wait on, which sucks, but I'm done mourning a team member and my team leader's been better to me lately, so things are on the uptick. Christmas is a great time workwise with families making people insane and all the debts running up. I'm fairly happy. I'm not being all that evil to people in the Nexus.
How about you, Zaubermaus?
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I am glad you're being less evil. I was worried all the trouble you'd get up to. Sorry to hear about the suck, though. *another hug!* I would have been around to soothe if I could've.
Me, I'm... I'm doing all right. Nii-san and I keep busy. Nothing too dramatic. Science and local politics and travelling, mostly. Only the politics ever gets troublesome.
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Thanks. I've had some very rough patches. ::hug!::
Politics are always troublesome. They never get less so.
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*worries over* But you're doing okay now?
This is irritating, but true. Sometimes I wonder why anyone bothers.
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The more people you have to organize, the more complicated and stupid things get. But sometimes you need those numbers to get things done.