Bitchy Schu Is Bitchy

[tastes_of_honey]

I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"

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Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they seem to make me a more productive operative. I told him he could suck me. He didn't.

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[campjesus]

You should come hang out with me. Clearly. Because the Nexus is stupid. Donna and I broke into the Sistine Chapel a while ago, and that was awesome. I thought of you!

It sucks that you're fighting with your boy. If you need back up, I have tiny fists of justice to lend to the cause!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Aww, you thought of me. And, oooh, the Sistine Chapel. Part of me thinks, "Awesome art!" and part of me thinks, "Farf smash!" Donna, hmmm? You've been hither and thither lately as far as I could tell.

I was too permissive at the start of our thang, and now Red thinks that if you stick something in my slot religious-based mayhem eventually ensues. Hell no! I am not that cheap a date. Besides, I deserve to be adored for myself, not just for what I can do for him.

I'm sure he'd be very impressed by your tiny fists of justice. The laughing would totally be a show of respect.

[campjesus]

I KNOW! The paintings and the architecture and the sculpture--it was all just so beautiful, but I kept restraining the urge to moon something or draw a moustache and top hat on a priceless work of art.

Yeah. It's been a hectic couple of weeks.

BLEGH. What a dick move. So was he just doing it to get you to do stuff for him or was he just taking you for granted?

People keep doing that. Laughter covers the FEAR.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Precisely. I got to be in the Louvre after hours once for a job and Brad had to keep an eagle eye and heavy hand on me because the urge to deface was powerful. Just as an example, the Mona Lisa is so overrated.

It was Farfarello taking me for the granted. The first time he ever saw me I was pwning the pope on TV. The first time we met we had instant chemistry which led to lots of great sex and me going along for some mayhem afterward. After that I was so smitten that most of the time I gave him whatever he asked for... but then he started expecting it. I said no, he blew his top and attacked me, so we yelled and fought and destroyed some of his furniture and walls. I'm gonna give him some time to see the error of his ways. If he doesn't, it's arrivederci.

If it makes you feel better to think that, homefry, go for it. But my boy is strong and fast and homicidal, doesn't feel pain, and carries a multitude of edged weapons on him at all times.

[campjesus]

The Mona Lisa is technically a beautiful painting. But shit, there are so many just as or more beautiful that people've never even heard of, it kind of makes me mad. I still wanna see it in person though.

Ummm. Yeah, that's dicky. Seems like a pretty sensible course of action though, good on you!

It DOES make me feel better, thanks. YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM ME.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I got in reeeeally close to it. Brad had conniptions, but all I did was breathe on it a little. Well, panted and purred, "Oh, baby," maybe. I was really bored.

One of the downsides of dating psychos is that they don't tend to take "no" well. But, yeah, I'm being totally sensible in reaction, which is something I have to admit I don't always do.

What? What? It's one of my jobs to shred people's hopes and dreams and leave the tatters in the gutter.

[campjesus]

That Mona is such a ho. She's been with everybody!

Shit, you're telling me. Thank God I just befriend them and not... fuck them. Sensible is SO HARD. You gotta take it when you can get it.

My hopes and dreams are difficult to shred!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That mysterious smile ain't so mysterious. We know what she's up to.

When you put me really close to a psycho, I get more psycho, which makes being sensible every harder. I was even sounding reasonable until he hit his diva fit and I had to amp up to counter him.

Yes, yes. Thinking that makes it all the more devastating when it happens, so sometimes that kind of thinking is encouraged.