Bitchy Schu Is Bitchy

[tastes_of_honey]

I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"

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Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they seem to make me a more productive operative. I told him he could suck me. He didn't.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mesmirizing and eating men is part of it, even if I don't do them the same way you do. I've been doing a lot of work, and Brad's been good to me. My new lover was coming along well until recently.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He started taking me for granted, and when I told him that the stuff he was taking me for granted for was over, he reacted violently. I'm taking time away for me to cool down a bit and hopefully for him to realize the error of his ways. If he doesn't, we're over.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

:;stroke:: He's really sexy and a lot of fun when he isn't yelling like a spoiled child or attacking me. I was too permissive and easygoing in the beginning so he started to expect it, and now I have to lay down the law.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::stroke:: Mmmm. Sorry to hear that.

I don't often have to be more mature one in a relationship, so it's still surprising to me.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Hee! But it's weird and un-fun being mature!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

The X-rated kind of mature maybe....

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

We're programmed that way by nature, ya know.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Kids eventually turn into more helping hands for growing, gathering, and hunting food. Besides, in really primitive conditions a lot of them didn't survive so you had to make more to perpetuate your people.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

From how things seemed to have been back then, I'm glad I didn't live there. I like being warm, fed, and well-dressed. And having clean hair!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

These tresses need conditioner to maintain their health and shine. Without it, I'd have to cut all of this off because it'd be unmanageable and splitting at the ends.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but given a choice between smelling better to snakes or having touchably soft hair people would love to run their fingers through, I lean more toward through the second.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I dooooo, but my hair is important!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm listening.