Bitchy Schu Is Bitchy

[tastes_of_honey]

I want to whack the Internet and the Nexus with a stick until something interesting comes out. Some people would probably tell me that I should go in and start something myself, but the only question I currently have is "Why the hell are all of you so boring lately?"

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Brad said I should have bitchfights with my lovers more often because they seem to make me a more productive operative. I told him he could suck me. He didn't.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

We're programmed that way by nature, ya know.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Kids eventually turn into more helping hands for growing, gathering, and hunting food. Besides, in really primitive conditions a lot of them didn't survive so you had to make more to perpetuate your people.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

From how things seemed to have been back then, I'm glad I didn't live there. I like being warm, fed, and well-dressed. And having clean hair!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

These tresses need conditioner to maintain their health and shine. Without it, I'd have to cut all of this off because it'd be unmanageable and splitting at the ends.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but given a choice between smelling better to snakes or having touchably soft hair people would love to run their fingers through, I lean more toward through the second.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I dooooo, but my hair is important!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm listening.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Is this some kind of proposition, Kaa?

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Me neither, which is why I'm asking!

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Only out of the goodness of your heart? I'm not that ugly. Really.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm open to either. Your sense of smell is so sensitive that you can smell everything I put on even a day later?

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::pout:: I don't think you'll ever stop smelling other people on me. I'm a people person.

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That's cool.