Guilty Pleasures

Nagi pokes moodily at the food on his plate. "The problem is that my alternates tend to end up in very unhappy relationships with other versions of him, and I would rather be pretty much anywhere he isn't so as to avoid the problem." Nagi has yet to hear even a single report of that pairing working well except in the really cracktastic fanfics that just aren't possible. Also, Nagi should stop reading fanfic.