SWM... and Staying That Way
Feb. 24th, 2007 11:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tastes_of_honeyI'm still getting OKCupid e-mails for Tokyo matches from a meme quiz I took once. I'm not even in Tokyo anymore! ::looks in e-mails anyway::
Most of my matches are in China, Singapore, and Australia. Is it so hard finding people online in Tokyo?
"If you are a light-hearted, talkative and forgiving man who loves sports, I will be waiting for you to appreciate me. I would love to meet you, get to know you, compose a symphony of love and build a happy family with you. Please remember that I am a jasmine from China waiting for you to pick me up."
"I am looking for my soulmate who is honest, responsible. I would like to share hard and happy time together with him. For me a couples should work together as a team, and support each other."
"Ok a shopaholic a AnimalsAreFriendsNotFood person a person who hates and loves her job cos I hate the working hrs but I get to see eye candy men muahahah and lots of freebies too"
Chatspeak is everywhere. And animals are food, dammit!
People who write like this make the baby Schu-schu cry: "What you see is what you get I do just love Nicole Richie she is just amazing her book The Truth About Diamonds just blow me away"
Periods. Learn 'em, love 'em. And if you're finding Nicole Richie's writing enjoyable and soulful, I don't want to be anywhere near your brain.
((This is all actual, folks....))
((Speaking of scary, Merodi came into the Nexus and started shaking it in a bunny suit. She makes Schu's head hurt.))
Most of my matches are in China, Singapore, and Australia. Is it so hard finding people online in Tokyo?
"If you are a light-hearted, talkative and forgiving man who loves sports, I will be waiting for you to appreciate me. I would love to meet you, get to know you, compose a symphony of love and build a happy family with you. Please remember that I am a jasmine from China waiting for you to pick me up."
"I am looking for my soulmate who is honest, responsible. I would like to share hard and happy time together with him. For me a couples should work together as a team, and support each other."
"Ok a shopaholic a AnimalsAreFriendsNotFood person a person who hates and loves her job cos I hate the working hrs but I get to see eye candy men muahahah and lots of freebies too"
Chatspeak is everywhere. And animals are food, dammit!
People who write like this make the baby Schu-schu cry: "What you see is what you get I do just love Nicole Richie she is just amazing her book The Truth About Diamonds just blow me away"
Periods. Learn 'em, love 'em. And if you're finding Nicole Richie's writing enjoyable and soulful, I don't want to be anywhere near your brain.
((This is all actual, folks....))
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((Speaking of scary, Merodi came into the Nexus and started shaking it in a bunny suit. She makes Schu's head hurt.))
