On Your Back

[tastes_of_honey]

Brad's still sulking like a little bitch, but Farf's been good with me, so Brad can't complain about our job performance. Neither of them have been too pushy. It's weird being a team again but good too. It's hard to explain.

I still keep tabs on cursed_bird, though I haven't seen him in a while, and keep thinking about the ace of Fire Rhys drew for me....

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Gojyo has a pet, and if I hadn't been there he might've started feeding it ramen. Sad. Sanzo's helpful though, even if sometimes it feels like he's helpful despite himself.

I've also talked to Captain Jack Hotness Harkness about his Doctor problem.

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[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"So is stuff okay now?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Stuff's okay. They haven't tried to attack me when my back's turned, and Farf's actually... courting me. I'm not letting my guard down yet, of course, but things seem to be going well.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi can't help it. He gets a mental iamge of Farf presenting Schu with a dead rat all catlike. "'M glad they don't suck now."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Not quite like that. He kills larger things to impress me, and he doesn't leave the heads on my pillow.::

Me too. It sucked expecting them to suck more.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Are they sucking the right way yet?" Schu is very pretty and pettable, and should not be denied sexxings.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Brad isn't. He's not in the mood lately. Being pwned affects his sex drive. Farf wants to but I don't trust him enough for that yet.

::Schu hasn't been getting as much lately, and when he has it's been from strangers.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"You should hire prostitutes and send Crawford the bill."

Does Schu want cuddles and pettings?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I could classify it under "maintenance." The look on his face would be killer. Perhaps literally. ::smile::

I'm always open to Nagi cuddles and pettings.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Get a picture if you do it."

And now there's a Nagi snuggling the Schu. At some point in visiting the Nexus, Nagi has deciding that snuggling things all better is just as good as killing it all better. Weird.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

If I do, I'll be sure to take a photo. My cell phone has a camera.

Mmmm, snuggles. ::Schu has gained a greater appreciation for snuggles that don't necessarily come with sex.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Is there such a thing as a cellphone that doesn't have a camera?"

"Do you want hairpettings too?" There could be sex if Schu wants. Nagi can be really accomadating that way.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Basic and cheap cell phones.

I would love a hairpetting. ::Sex is yay if you want to go there. Schu is kind of mellow at that moment.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Dunno, even the basic ones seem to have cameras where I shop."

And there are hair pettings. There could be a mellow slide into sex, but Nagi's not gonna push things with how stuff's been for Schu. Non-angsty snuggles are also nice.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Trust me, they're out there. My mun has one that's only five months old..

::Mutual snuggling and hairpettings are great for now. He'd need to be slowly heated up for sex. Ja, despite his reputation as ever-ready.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Freaky. It's the future, you know. Even if we don't all get flying cars, we should all get phones with cameras."

Snuggling might very well be leaning towards nuzzling. Schu smells nice. Nagi's not really thinking sex, which is even more bizarre than a cameraless phone.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'd rather have the car.

::Nuzzling and snuggling and cuddling, oh my. Schu feels like a very big, very contented cat. It's good to have a Nagi.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"...y'know, I bet we could find an alternate world with flying cars."

It's good to be a Nagi when there is snuggling of the Shuru-chan.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it's not like we live there.

::Schu sometimes enjoys complaining. Though not as much as he enjoys snuggling.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Which means we won't be bothered at all by carjacking one and eventually crashing it just to see how well it burns."

Snuggling is nice! Especially while discussing blowing things up.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think. Theft, joyriding, and explosions are some of my favorite things. This really sounds like something we have to do.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but probably not in combination with driving lessons."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Of course. That would be apples and oranges. Hell, I've never driven a flying car before myself.

::And visions of mayhem dance in his head.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I wonder what kind of acceleration speed they'd have..." Not as good as an X-wing, of course, but what is?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I don't think they would be able to accelerate that much. They're transportation for mundanes, not fighting machines. Just think of the vehicular devastation possible when you have people driving below, to the sides, behind, in front, and above you all at once. One moron going too fast could wipe out a lot of stuff. ::smile::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"They'd have to have fairly good pickup though. People always want the fastest and the best cars. Gotta have features like that to brag about."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but too fast in that kind of traffic and there'll be lots of fatalities. Governments aren't like us, keen on the death and mayhem. There'll be rules and regulations.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Governments are just fine with death and mayhem when it's outside of their borders. We're gonna have to look for a military flying car, aren't we?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Military vehicles get away with all kinds of shit. When you steal, you gotta steal the fun stuff.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I wanna get one with a rocket launcher, too, then."

Nagi gives some very pleased snuggles to Schu. These are happy thoughts.