Settling Your Ass Down

[tastes_of_honey]

I settled on a flat. It's not big, but I'm living on my own and don't need much. Hell, I'm used to mostly living in a bedroom and just occasionally visiting a living room or a kitchen. It's gonna be weird living alone long-term. Never did it before. I never had my mental safety so threatened by living with Brad or Schwarz before that I had to.

It's lightly furnished already. I already have a lot of stuff for my bedroom because I bought a lot of bedroom stuff when we first came to London.

I also bought myself a laptop of my own and have been happily filling it with porn, cat macros, and illicit music files for my iPod. I even used some of that when a dinosaur screensaver showed up in the Nexus looking for one of the Nightwings. Since my hair still has a bit of the blue left in it, the goth chickie at the store was particularly friendly and gave me some stickers to help dress it up. We're going out to dinner tomorrow night. I have a Heroes download to watch with Schwarz later.

Nagi's apartment was destroyed in a rain of blood from the sprinkler system. Yeah, we have no clue who did that. [/sarcasm] Nagi is replacing his clothes, refurnishing, and working on restoring some of the damaged stuff.

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Hakkai and Gojyo have been deLOL'd, and Nagi got something out of it. ((So very NSFW.))

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Some guys are really desperate to get laid. Reed Richards asks for answers from people who've been gender-swapped by LOLs. There's something very wrong just in the phrase "Reed Richards, Sexologist."

Meanwhile, Nightwing wonders why so many people are obsessed with his ass. Dick, you're in great shape and wear a costume that shows it off. Plus, 90% of the men in the Nexus are ass pirates.

He also wondered why people from the same and similar universes tend to appear in the Nexus in waves and got a lot of philosophical and scientific answers.

Horatio Crane has his own theme music playing behind him and won't stop fiddling with his frickin' sunglasses.

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((feline_casanova is railing against his mun in dear_mun. It's cute.))

Comments

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Mostly. I still have some stuff packed up in boxes. I get bored of just unpacking and unpacking and unpacking.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"That's 'cause you have too many clothes." Nagi grins.

"Have you had sex there yet?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

No such thing as "too many clothes."

Nah, the place still looks like a mess of boxes. Presentation is important to me.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I dunno. If that's all you have left to unpack..."

"You're sexy enough that people wouldn't even notice the mess." And also, Nagi doesn't mind boxes. Boxes mean shelter to his subconscious.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Clothes, some linen stuff, some toiletries.... Haven't had much of an opportunity to really get a ton of stuff yet.

I would hope people would be too enthralled by my personal magnetism to notice the mess.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"So, do you want help unpacking or do you want to see if I'm too enthralled to see the mess?" Nagi wants to see his Shuru-chan's new place!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't ask you to unpack. I'm not that cruel to people I like.

::But here's a Portal to his apartment.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi chuckles. "Well, I did offer, but you're so enthralling, I don't even see the apartment." Kisses now, please?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::kisses:: I would hope so, because right now the apartment's not much to look at.

::kisses::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Such yummy kisses! "So now that you have me here, what do you want to do with me?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I want to have my evil way with you, but I'm not sure yet what would be most evil. ::nuzzles Nagi's neck:: I may have to do some experimentation first.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi tilts his head to give Schu more access and runs his hands into Schu's hair. "You get the best ideas."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I know. Hmm. It strikes me that I haven't done anything on my new bed but sleep. ::Still nuzzling and enjoying the hair stuff, Schu picks up the Nagi and installs him on his bed.:: I think we look good together here. ::nuzzle nuzzle::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

One hand slides down to grope Schuldig's ass. "We do. Next we should feel good together." Ear nibble and light rubbing.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Good thinking. I think feng shui is about optimizing your energy flow and mood through the proper positioning of objects. I'm liking the positioning of your hand. ::Schu is doing some rubbing and stroking of his own.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Nagi should grope the front and see about unfastening Schu's pants? "I think the flow is better optimized if there aren't any barriers." Nagi is a little breathy because Shuru-chan pets him so nice!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Pants unfastening would be appreciated, danke.::

I totally agree. ::petting and nibble:: I love it when you get breathy.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

That was a good nibble. This is reponse will be in the form of a gasp rather than words.

One of Nagi's hands will be exploring what's inside schu's pants. The other is going to see about dealing with the shirt.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::What's in Schu's pants would be happy to get out and give a more intimate hello. Schu's nibbling Nagi's ear and has one hand stroking up in the back of his shirt and the other down the back of his pants, petting, petting.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

And Nagi is happy to moan and gasp and make little noises in response. And also to see about petting the wild trouser snake to make friends.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Schu really likes those little noises, and his trouser snake is always looking for friends with talented hands. He moans as he nibbles.::

::You have a great touch....::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

::You give me lots of chances to practice.::

Nagi is really trying to make a serious go at getting Schuldig's shirt out of the way, but there's so much to distract him!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::You're the telekinetic....::

::Schu is managing to unfasten Nagi's pants. Somewhat. He has petting he's doing here!::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

::Like touching with my hands more.:: Still, that's a good idea since Nagi's fingers are a little fumbly. The petting might have to stop to make the clothing come all the way off. It's a problem....

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Nagi's pants are unfastened! It's reason to celebrate!::

Wait, are you asking me to stop petting you for a moment? ::sex-stupid at the moment, sorry....::