Wake Me Up When It's Over

[tastes_of_honey]

Seeing Farfarello in the Nexus LOL'd younger was interesting to me because I just don't feel anything for him anymore. I grieved and raged for months after the breakup, but it's all blown out now. My own Farf is upset that I'll make out with him in some highly charged situations but won't go for anything more. Hey, I've been there, done that, got the bootprint on my ass as a souvenir. Liking 'em crazy hasn't done me a lick of good, I don't believe in repeating myself, especially where mistakes are concerned, and I'm not the team bicycle.

Besides, this era of Farf has never been my favorite, because I had to babysit the bloodthirsty little bastard. He brings back all those memories of "Schuldig, make sure he doesn't get loose and slaughter the wrong people." I have my own mayhem to regulate and look after. And if he got out and went on a spree, who do you think got punished and felt it?

Nagi seems to be having a good time with him though. ((NSFW, violence, blasphemy))

Jonathan is much more fun de-aged than Farf is.

***

It's Kaa's hatchmonth. Wish the big guy a happy one and admire his party hat. I have.

***

Soma asked about cats and alts. I have some experience with both, so we chatted.


((Hakkai's dreaming about the bed he made and is lying in. Too bad for him he brought it all onto himself. (Possibly NSFW) In dear_mun, Sylar's complaining about the fangirl fantasies his mun is trying to play out through him. Awwww. Nightwing gets objectified in the course of the discussion. Awwwww.))

Comments

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

You left out 'Nightwing has a terrifying encounter with fangirling' in that summary there. ((Terrifying IC, though I was howling the whole time OOC.))

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It wasn't so much left out as fondly remembered by me. Not all of us have fangirls, Dick.

She's still not as bad as the horde of flowershop fangirls Weiß had, waving hand-drawn porn of them, going through the shop's trash, and all having high-pitched squealing voices that could cut glass.


((Schu and I chortled and subscribed to her newsletter.))

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

I have weird qualifications for bedmates. Things like 'knowing their names'.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I would think masked crimefighters would be over silly qualifications like that! Being a telepath, I tend to find out people's names easily, so it wouldn't hold me back.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

...okay a name.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Codenames don't count?

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Aah, but I didn't even have that for the fangirl in question.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

The one I noticed fangirling you is, I think, known as Misfit. I try not to get too deep into her brain because hummina.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Well... I know I have a reputation as quite the ladies' man elsewhere, but-
Me, I've slept with three people. And I've known all three more than ten years.

I guess I'm an old-fashioned boy after all.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Y'are, Dick, y'are. I think your reputation comes partly from your charm and partly from other people's hopeful thinking.

Me, I only feel like I've known most people for years. Meanwhile, despite my reputation as a slut, Nagi is on the prowl for fresh meat far more than I am. Bed hopping isn't as much fun as it used to be.

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

--Oh wait, four. And the one I didn't have in the list I'd known for about a half-hour.
Shit, I am a manwhore, nevermind.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'm friendly with lots of manwhores. It'd be hypocritical otherwise. I won't abandon you, Dick!

[dickgrayson.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm not worried. It just kinda bugs me because I like to think I'm so much better than that. I mean, better than the other mes. The rest of me. Whatever, you know what I mean.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I am better than the other mes.

You can always keep on trying.