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[tastes_of_honey]

Your result for The What Type of Villain Are You? Test...

The Mad Misanthrope

You are insane, with a personal agenda, and a bitter outlook on life. You are the Mad Misanthropic Villain!

I don't know what happened to make you the monster you've become, but it must have been "oh shit, they killed your entire family" bad. Maybe you were once the The Vengeful, but after you killed everyone on your list (and their families, and their friends, and that guy that once delivered them mail), you went mad.

Then you went to live alone in a house at the top of a hill that all the neighborhood children threw eggs at, but you were forced to relocate after the all the children disappeared and their skeletons were found in your backyard.

Now you live in a cave. You have no minions, you ate them all. You have no friends, you don't even remember what happened to them, or if you had any to begin with. Enemies? Well, you consider everyone to be your enemy, but no one considers you their enemy--you're too crazy!

You live out your days waiting for lone hikers to stumble into one of your traps so you can drag them back to your lair and torture them.

I would tell you to be more careful and try and stay under the radar, but you might skin me alive. You are most likely to be killed by an angry mob.

See all the categories:

The Mad Misanthrope

The Carefree Villain

The Mad Scientist

Crazycakes!

The Vengeful

The Next-Door Assassin

The Jaded Villain

The Altruist

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Comments

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

That's silly!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Totally! I'm not bitter, and I'm far more social than that.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

And you don't eat people!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Indeed! There are much tastier things out there.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

You don't seem vengeful, either. Are you vengeful?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I was for a while, years ago, but I'm totally out of people to venge.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Is that a long story?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It depends on how detailed you want to get.

The short version is that people who trained and owned me really deserved to die for what they did to me and all the other children they took, abused, used, and killed over the years. My team and I freed ourselves and made sure those bastards couldn't repeat history.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

...

Sounds like they deserved it.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

They did. In fact, our vengeance was gentler than what they deserved because we couldn't possibly give them exactly what they deserved.

[al-notfullmetal.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you tried.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

We so did. The dead and tormented demanded our best efforts.

[campjesus]

You live in a cave?

...are there bears?

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I do not!

Though if I did, the bears would probably be my furry minions.

Really, this quiz sucks. I'm so much closer to The Carefree Villain or Crazycakes.

[campjesus]

Bears make bad minions. They run off at the first sight of delicious honey or picanic baskets.

...Actually the result I got was kind of freakishly accurate.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'd keep them well-fed. Only fools leave their minions so hungry that they could be bribed into betrayal that easily. Besides, I'd want bears that actually are smarter than the average bear.

Now I'm wondering which result you got, Hasi.

[campjesus]

Bears smarter than the average bear are still easily distracted by pic-a-nic baskets. You're in luck if your arch nemesis is a park ranger though.

Your result for The What Type of Villain Are You? Test...

Next-Door Assassin

You scored 4 Sane, -4 Global, and 1 Content

You are sane, with a personal agenda, and a contented outlook on life. You are the Next-Door Assassin!

Of all the other villains, you can most easily "pass" for normal. You are the nice next door neighbor who would be everyone's last guess for being a gun for hire. You might be married, and even have children, but they have nothing to fear from you. They may even be your partners in crime.

You are reasonable about your vices. Maybe you enjoy killing for it's own sake, maybe you do it for the money. But you always do a good clean-up and tie up your loose ends. You are capable of being ruthless when your home and family are threatened, but you prefer to be generous when you can afford to be.

You have no enemies (no one suspects what you are), no subjects, no minions (although maybe an apprentice to pass on your craft), but you probably have a lover (or two), perhaps a spouse and children. You may be an independent contractor, or have one or two contacts who feed you leads.

Beware of jealous rivals! But be even more leery of falling in love with family members of victims. You are most likely to be killed by a knife through the heart by a lover who discovers that you killed their little brother. You won't even defend yourself against them. Other than that, you are the most likely of all the villains to die a natural death of old age.

See all the categories:

The Mad Misanthrope

The Carefree Villain

The Mad Scientist

Crazycakes!

The Vengeful

The Next-Door Assassin

The Jaded Villain

The Altruist

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So basically I could be an insane psychopath killer and no one would have any idea because I'm cute. :3

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Park rangers sound like possible nemeses for me.

Oooooh, that makes me so hot.

I can't pass for normal or cute for a lifetime. I'm too much myself.

[campjesus]

You can pass for AWESOME.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Damned right! I am made of AWESOME.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've worked with all of them.