((for killwithmymind))

[tastes_of_honey]

Schu and Aya are having a domestic day at Schu's flat together. Their kind of domestic.

"This ice tea is good. Are you sure you made it?" Aya asked as he continued to drink.

"You suck... not nearly enough. Yeah, I made it. I put a pitcher of water with some tea bags out in the sun. Big deal." Schu stretches out on the chair to be more enticing.

"Are you trying to distract me from the tea?"

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[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi frowns. "But I'm not. Schu's the one who's good at getting what he wants from people."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"He's not cheating with me like he does with some people."

I resent that! I am too charismatic. Lean over here so I can noogie you.

"I'll pass. I don't know how you are with other people, but with me you're not as pushy and presumptuous as Schu can be."

You're killing me.

"I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

There have been times when you haven't minded me presuming.

::Aya blushes a little.:: "True."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

And now Nagi thinks that Aya is being cute! "Why would I be pushy about something that I wouldn't want you to be reluctant about?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Schu tends to assume that if he pushes enough he'll get his way and get it faster."

A lot of the time it's true. I can't help being me.

::small smile:: "Watch Nagi and learn."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi perks up. "That sounds promising."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He was just saying that to be a pain the ass!

"No I mean a lot of it too."

You haven't seen him when he's really blunt and crass.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi smirks slightly. "And when, exactly, is Aya blunt and crass?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Aya vocalizes his misanthropy somewhat differently than you do.

"...really?"

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi blinks. "Oh you mean chasing twits out of the flowershop? I've seen the show."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that. Sometimes that's necessary. It's not hatred of people; it's hatred of stupid and loud people."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods in serious agreement. "Stupidity that doesn't benefit me annoys me." That's why Nagi pesters so many Ayas into having reunions.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you both thinks lots of people are stupid and loud.

"And we're not wrong. You know it."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "Most people are idiots. That's why the ones who don't totally suck are so valuable."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"I agree."

You guys make me look idealistic. That's amazing.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi smirks at Schu. "There are many amazing things about me." He waggles his eyebrows.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You keep demonstrating that. ::eyebrow waggle::

::Aya looks amused.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I wouldn't want you to forget in your old age." Smirky Nagi is smirky!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::pout:: My memory is long. Don't forget that.

You hope you'll look this good in your 30s.

::smirk:: "You're still sexy."

Of course I am! Sexy and experienced.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi snorts. "When I'm in my thirties, maybe I'll look at least 20. And I never said you aren't sexy. Just old."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Hmph! You said it in an insulting way. I'm not going senile anytime soon, whippersnapper.

"You're not helping yourself."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Maybe I ought start calling you Ojii-san instead of mom." Nagi sticks his tongue out.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I hope you realize you're less and less likely to get laid by me the more you talk about it. I can easily be a hot mom, but there aren't many GMILFs out there.

::Aya's staying out of it and eating more pastry.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Is that less likely to get laid now or get laid ever? 'Cause I kinda figured Aya was here first, so I'll be getting thrown out when you guys wanna head for the bedroom." Nagi would love for Aya to decide that it's threesome time, but Ayas are slow to come around on things like that.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"...I don't have sex with him every time I'm here."

Aya, sometimes you're too damned honest. Nagi, you're not getting any from me until you earn the right back.

"I wouldn't throw Nagi out. I like him." ::Aya is pondering the threesome, but right now he's enjoying the talk too much to want sex.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Huh? Of course you don't. You probably piss Schu off way more often than I do."

And crap. Aya has said something promising, which means that Nagi should flirt at him more, but Schu is annoyed, which means that Nagi should try to make up for it somehow. These things cannot happen simultaniously.

Nagi drops his head on the table; his dessert slides out of the way at the last moment. "I so suck with people."