It's Called "Telepathy"

[tastes_of_honey]

"If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which lies on the other side of silence."
-- George Eliot, Middlemarch

Comments

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"From what I've heard about that guy, you could probably convince him if you threw around words like 'increased productivity' and crap."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I'll probably do exactly that. If I don't get some honest rest soon my work really will suffer.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Honest rest?" Yohtan grins. "That doesn't sound like it would suit you."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Dishonest rest would probably be sexy funtimes, which would be fun but hardly restful.

::It's weird for Schu to be around a Yohji who likes him. Gratifying, but still weird.::

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"But very relaxing. Or there could be massages involved. With, um, oil. And hot cabana boys."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You sure do paint a pretty picture. ::There's been a distinct lack of fun in Schu's life lately.:: But I'd probably fall asleep on my poor partners.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Nah. That just means it's a good massage. And cabana boys are supposed to always be around when you wake up. 'Least that's what i've learned from porn."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I hadn't realized that was part of the cabana boy contract.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

Yohji nods. "No one ever reads the fine print."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

But this is a happy thing. Fine print usually doesn't hide the good things.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Maybe they don't think it's so good. It's probably tiring."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

That might not be so good for the cabana boys, but it sounds great for the customer.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Yeah. You should totally go back to your boss and demand cabana boys. And then tell me what the look on his face is like."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He's gotten to the point where it takes a hell of a lot from me to get a reaction from him. Familiarity and all. It's sad.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Tragic even. But if that's the case, he should be completely ready to supply you with cabana boys on demand."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He thinks my taste for things like cabana boys is frivolous and over the top.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

Yohji sniffs in distain. "Some people just have no appreication for the finer things in life."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Somehow he can see the future but can't understand that about us.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"Can you just tell him you're going on vacation?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He'd want to know when I'm coming back! Unless he foresees it and then tries to manipulate it.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"I suppose 'when I damn well feel like it' isn't going to fly as an answer?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I've done that. It tends to lead to huge fights until I leave the room. Then he's actually hunted me down.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

Yohji raises an eyebrow. "Sounds more like a possessive lover than a boss, doesn't he?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He's been that too! He's possessive in general, but since I'm his minion and his occasional lover he's more so about me.

We actually used to be closer until he did some things that really ticked me off and then couldn't even apologize for it properly.

[wireboundheart.livejournal.com]

"And you still don't get regular vacations? I bet you have lousy dental, too."