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Oct. 15th, 2009 03:14 am
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How many baboons could you take in a fight? (armed only with a giant dildo)

Date: 2009-10-16 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
That's impressive, good sir! :OD

My attempt is not quite up to yours:

Image (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo)

Created by The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com)



But together we could take on over a hundred!

Date: 2009-10-17 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Damned right. I also think you can improve your dildo wielding skills. Practice makes perfect.

Date: 2009-10-17 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
Quite right!

Know where I can find a gaint dildo? :OD

Date: 2009-10-17 06:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Lots of places. C'mon, John, you have to be aware of that. ::smirk::

I actually did beat up someone with a dildo once. Eavesdropping on him explaining the odd shape of his bruises to his boss made my day.

Date: 2009-10-17 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
True true...I can get one of those penis moulding kits! ;O)

LMAO! Really? REALLY?! That must have been the best day ever!

Date: 2009-10-17 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Oooh, baby.

Definitely. I couldn't keep a straight face while I was doing it, and then I got to listen in on the stages of WTF the guy's boss did hearing about it....

Date: 2009-10-17 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
You're my hero Schu, you really are.

How have you been as of late?

Date: 2009-10-17 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I take my responsibilities of being hero to the people very seriously. A certain level of awesome must be maintained.

Good! I've been keeping busy, work has mostly been entertaining, Oktoberfest rocked, and I'm looking forward to Halloween. Aside from getting LOL'd into a tin dog, how have you been?

Date: 2009-10-17 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
:OD

Oktoberfest? Goddesses! I completely forgot! Is it still going on? I should totally get myself to Germany.

Well, I made a lot of coin as a poodle, lucky me huh?

Things have been good! Alina's cute as ever. Amaya's acting a little...odd, but I'm sure it's nothing.

Date: 2009-10-17 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Munich's the big one, and you missed it already. Has to be somewhere that holds it about now, though.

Sounds like a nice upside. I actually enjoyed my catboi LOL ages ago because I got so much sex--and kinky sex, at that--from it. People were fascinated by the long, fluffy tail in particular.

Of course. But odd, huh?

Date: 2009-10-17 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
Awwww, I'm heartbroken! :O(

Catboi huh? Any poodlebois or girls? ;O)

Yeah...distant you know, she's got her other lover and all...personally I can't imagine someone not finding me sexy enough. But yeah...

Date: 2009-10-17 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Not that time. Maybe someday you'll get that LOL.

Has she been busy? Aside from the other lover, I mean.

Date: 2009-10-17 07:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
Maybe I hesitate to go near that vending machine again...

Yeah, her father's recently reappeared, practically from the dead! So they're hanging out a lot and of course lots of time with Alina.

But eh...I'm being paranoid, I'm sure.

Date: 2009-10-17 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Probably. She might have a lot on her mind from her father reappearing, and a young child takes up a lot of mental space and physical energy.

But it's worth keeping an eye on too.

Date: 2009-10-17 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
I shall, I shall.

So tell me more about this Catboi thing? ;O)

Date: 2009-10-17 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
I had the ears, a long fluffy tail, claws, and sharp teeth. I had to be careful with the last two. I could purr. I had total control over the tail so I used it to tease the hell out of people and stroke them. It was especially sensitive around the base, like a whole new erogenous zone. Getting scratched and rubbed behind my kitty ears felt great too.

Nagi has a major fetish for catbois and other people were fascinated, so I got laid a lot. It was excellent, and I wouldn't mind getting it again.

Date: 2009-10-17 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
That's sexy! Are there pictures?

I turned into a fluffy poodle once, but an actual poodle, so I was tiny. Shame...

Date: 2009-10-18 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Alas no. We were all too busy. ::smiiiiile::

Purse dog-sized tiny?

Date: 2009-10-18 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
:OD

Not quite...unless it was a big purse...but I was still cute and cuddly!

See! (http://pics.livejournal.com/hart_on_sleeve/pic/0002seqd) photographic evidence.

Date: 2009-10-18 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Awwww! You really were cute and cuddly! Just begging to get your head and ears scritched....

Date: 2009-10-18 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com
I was, I was and I did! :OD

See you around the Nexus though?

Date: 2009-10-18 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com
Sure! I just need compelling questions to come out for.

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