Guilty Pleasures

I want this. Home decor inspired by tentacle rape! The only thing that would make it better for parties is if beer and liquor came out the tentacles, something different from each one.

Minx admired me. Hey, what's not to love? When asked which of the deadly sins I indulge in most, I answered "greed' because it's the root of so many things. Once again I played travel agent, this time for Victor. I answered an anonymous text message asking about kids and whether everybody should have them and another text message asking Nexusians to ponder why sex is such a big deal and popular topic in the Nexus. I also had a kind of disjointed conversation about partying.

Aya discussed whether one should try to change the future if you know something bad is coming and lulls in Nexus activity with Phoenix Wright. He also talked about living a double life and the effectiveness of slapping people who've hidden things from you with Jane Campbell. It's so cute when-- and rare that!--he's social.

Rose couldn't see the purpose of paperwork. Captain John Hart wanted to know why airplane seats suck and everyone's favorite drink, asked for favorite activities to try (which started with us playing paintball and went into sex), and asked for sources of advice on social relationships. Gerald MacGregor asked if we had a type. Adam Smith asked for some good memories to corrupt. Jubilee wondered if power corrupts. A new Dawn Summers in the Nexus got a lot of responses.

I fell prey to a truth compulsion LOL but didn't reveal anything too embarrassing. ( Read more... )

I had some decent and rambling talks with Danica, once starting out about relationships and once starting out about wererats. I got Christmas baking from Brody, and we talked about what we do for holidays, though I couldn't help him with a problem he had a few days later. I had a brief exchange with the Kuchisake-onna about getting into the holiday spirit. Nagi and I exchanged Christmas gifts, and Nagi handed out gifts to other people too. Nagi continues having trouble with his client, Mamoru, and Kritiker.

New Year's Day resulted in a glitterbomb LOL. I had a nice talk about life with Dracula, a much shorter talk with a different vampire, and tried to help Anita Blake straighten out her sex life. I might have had better luck with the last one if she'd drawn up some flow charts for me. Lilith Carthwright drew out Harper by asking about superheroes. Kakyou couldn't help answering when a Fuuma showed up. I gave Crow Jane a 9 for jumping the shark. Sarah asked if 15 was too young to move out. Nagi couldn't avoid getting snippy with Jean-Claude and a young, blonde, beautiful werewolf. I can't blame him.

((The House celebrated survivorsguilt's birthday. wireboundheart and just_a_murder finished Yotan's big mission on Christmas Day. Aya got a chance to catch up with feline_casanova but was less successful talking with Sanzo, while Ran-chan was shocked as hell to see Sanzo alive. Nagi went to talk to feline_casanova's Aya.))


((At dear_mun, Schu talked to another Schuldig who's transitioning to a new community and retconning. just_a_murder had a brief conversation with an Aya he's spoken to before. The double Sunako Nakaharas were fun. A Brad Crawford showing up drew out several members of several different Schwarzes, while Crawford later mentioning wearing a ball gag in another post inevitably drew out my Schu.))

I had a nice little Christmas. Rose-red didn't accept my invitation, but I didn't really expect him to have the guts to. It was Nagi, Brad, and me eating and opening presents and, to my happiness, ending up in a threesome. I was taking all the ribbons and bows off my gifts and putting them on team mates, people got excited, and things happened. I'm certainly not complaining.

My Christmas celebration with Red Farf had a much higher bodycount. I think we reached the triple digits. He was impressed enough that eventually he patted my head, said, "That'll do," and brought me to his home to toss me into his bed. I think I need to rediscover my ability to say no to him or at least moderate things.

New Year's Eve was one of my sleepover times with Brad, and he woke me at sunrise to ring in the new year or some shit. I grumbled, cursed him, and threatened grievous bodily harm until he made it worth my while, and afterward I could just go back to sleep and stay as long as I wanted. I'd forgotten that was one of the joys of living with someone.

I had a brief conversation with Illya Kuryakin regarding the effects of technology on people and society. Nagi and Naruse Ryou discussed ends and means. I talked with Jacob MacKay about the purpose of the Garden of Eden story. A capslock LOL compelled everyone near it into yelling whatever was at the top of their brains, sometimes with sparkles. Speaking of sparkles, Nagi and Aya each had a talk with Edward Cullen. Aya discussed revenge with Chiron.

I asked folks about their holiday plans. Enjolras just about blazed with impassioned idealism as he asked some questions, and I had a weird conversation with Irene Gentry. Danica asked how some guys could be simultaneously creepy and hot, which was something I had to answer. Aya discussed God, science, and scones with Arthur Eddington. I bored Ivy Weaver with my answer to her question. Eh. That's her problem. My conversations with Hans Varner, a Batman, Ned, and Victor Allen were about as short.

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Kaa needed reminders that not all Men sucked. Rukia showed up. A horrible cute kitten arrived in the Nexus wanting our blood pettings. Cameron McAfree asked how we wanted our stories to end, and I told him I wanted to die in bed of old age after a great round of sex. Nagi offered some advice to a girl with super abilities. It seemed like Isley Mitchell was flirting with me. I had a nice talk with yet another The Master. Girouette asked a question close to my past experience and also wanted to know what holidays we'll be celebrating. I had to explain Festivus. I answered a Doctor's question while he refused to answer mine. Lila asked whether we'd do something we knew was best for people even if they don't agree. Should you trust the alternate of someone you trust in your own place? I said no, because there are too many variations possible.

((Yohji and Sanzo faced a few difficulties at Yohji's place, of the kitten, hallucination, and youkai variety. Brody made an announcement under f'lock. Yotan and Aya celebrated their anniversary in NSFW ways, as usual.))


((At dear_mun, Proper Dave shambled through, Aya had a brief conversation with Sanzo, Ijuuin Enzan started a discussion of Ceiling Batman watching you kiss people, Cloverfield was hilariously pissed off AT MAJOR SIZE, and the Kreeptonian revealed that he'll be doing his creepy thing in a new community.))

Although I took a bit of an outside-of-my-own-time break at Red's Italian flat already, when Brad saw me yesterday he finally decided to give me some time off. It's about time, 'cause he's starting to look ragged too. I ended up visiting Nagi in Tokyo and playing that new Wii lightsaber duel game with him for a few hours. Sabers were slung, trash was talked, fun was had, and I found out that Wii-motes make it somewhat easier for sneaky telekinetics to cheat. I told him that I knew I wasn't actually that spastic so quit messing with my Wii-mote. I love the little bastard.

Schwarz was partly made up of huge nerds. Deal with it.