Guilty Pleasures

Hey, Greed. Remember me? We haven't forgotten about you. Squeal in agony? You could have had me squealing for you in more enjoyable ways if you hadn't been such a dipshit about needing to be top dog... and then goaded and beat the shit out of my lover because you were pissed off at him, tried to beat the shit out of me, and then got pissy when I wouldn't let you.

Wanna beat my ass? You'll have to catch it first.

::opens a Portal, jumps through to an open hilly area with trees and a few dilapidated buildings, and leaves it invitingly open just for you, stud::