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[tastes_of_honey]

I don't agree with all of this, but I do like me some Han Solo.

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Free Agent

25% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 42% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You like to be independent, to play by your own rules. You're not terribly interested in finding a partner and settling down, and it makes you nervous to imagine that someone might depend on you for anything. Were you to find the right partner--someone as independent as you, probably--you'd not be too put out about sharing your adventures with him/her.

Fictional characters with whom you might identify: Han Solo (Star Wars), Beatrice ("Much Ado About Nothing")

Other Attachment Types:
Secure:	The Unicorn	|	The Cuddleslut	|	The Free Agent
Preoccupied:	The Cling Wrap	|	The Squid	|	The Insect
Fearful:	The Doormat	|	The Leper	|	The Exile
Dismissing:	The Hermit	|	The Stone	|	The Player
Confused:	The Waffler

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Comments

[just-a-murder.livejournal.com]

I am not The Waffler.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Of course not!

[campjesus]

I'm a delicious waffle! EAT ME.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Why, Brody. ::sniffle:: You never made me such an offer before....

[campjesus]

I'm feeling FEISTY.

That test is BULLSHIT though. CLEARLY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE UNICORN!!!!!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, but the topping is also important. Do I get to have powdered sugar, syrup, and whipped cream?

I don't think I know any Unicorns.

[campjesus]

All of that AND STRAWBERRIES.

I am clearly a unicorn because I am sparkly and magical, goth like Death, AND JESUS LIKE ASLAN THE LION.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yay! The strawberries make it healthy.

But what kind of action is Aslan getting in the relationship department?

[campjesus]

Yeah it's practically health food then.

Lions can do it like 30 times a day or whatever.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Then why do male lions so often look like the couch potatoes of the animal kingdom?

[campjesus]

Because all they do is fuck and lie around drinking BEER like the DEADBEAT DADS that they ARE.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Bitch! Catch me some dinner!" is what would say if they could talk.

[campjesus]

GET BACK IN THE PRIDE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT LIKE YOU BELONG AND COOK ME A ZEBRA-STEAK

Mufasa was a lie.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I think lionesses are barefoot by default.

It was a Disney movie. Aside from killing parents, they tend to sugarcoat things.

[campjesus]

Disney has quite the fetish for plucky orphans.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Being orphaned makes 'em easier to manipulate and abuse. Wholesome entertainment, my ass.

[campjesus]

I always knew Disney was SINISTER. All those tiny "It's a Small World" midget slaves.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Every one of the midget slaves is an orphan too, 'cause Disney killed their parents.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"....I'm a player? Really? I think it's broken."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I can see some kernels of truth in that but otherwise it's wrong. I haven't seen anyone totally satisfied by the results.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I think it would take more than accurate quiz results to satisfy me anyway."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it doesn't pay to be too easily satisfied.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Speaking of being difficult, did you and Aya screw and make up yet?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::cat-in-cream smile:: Oh yeah. Nade up and screwed thoroughly.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi chuckles. "Were you both able to walk properly after?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

There was some funny walking afterward, though it was more from how often and long we went at it than from how rough. At least we took cake breaks.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Cake breaks are awesome. I guess that means it turned out well?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yes, it did. He'd wanted it so much.... ::Schu been smiling to himself at times out of nowhere sometimes ever since.:: It was also appealing to think of him returning home to Ken walking a bit funny.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Actually, I was wondering if the cake turned out well. But that's also good to know. Oh, I ended up telling Nexus-Aya about you and your Aya a little. I think it broke his brain."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

The cake was great! Aya agreed.

::snicker:: You'd think I never had Nexus Aya. Sure, it was once, but....

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Maybe it's 'cause I used the word relationship." Nagi rolls his eyes.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Point. "Relationship" and "ultra-hot one-night stand threesome" aren't quite the same thing.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I don't see why people are so determined to label things."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

It makes them feel like they have some control over their lives. Plus, sometimes you can't work with something if you can't figure out what it is.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"I guess that's true of, like, kitchen impliments, but I don't think it's true of people." Trying to label Schwarz, for example, is something Nagi would find an exercise in frustration.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

No, I mean like in relationships. Being incorrect in your thinking of what's going on in it could lead to you making mistakes or making a fool of yourself. Labeling helps you decide how to act. Though if your label is wrong you might be screwed.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi sighs. "And it would be the bad kind of screwing, too. This must be why so many people like soap operas."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

There are so many ways for people to screw up their lives and the lives of people around them. :;smile::