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[tastes_of_honey]

I don't agree with all of this, but I do like me some Han Solo.

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Free Agent

25% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 42% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You like to be independent, to play by your own rules. You're not terribly interested in finding a partner and settling down, and it makes you nervous to imagine that someone might depend on you for anything. Were you to find the right partner--someone as independent as you, probably--you'd not be too put out about sharing your adventures with him/her.

Fictional characters with whom you might identify: Han Solo (Star Wars), Beatrice ("Much Ado About Nothing")

Other Attachment Types:
Secure:	The Unicorn	|	The Cuddleslut	|	The Free Agent
Preoccupied:	The Cling Wrap	|	The Squid	|	The Insect
Fearful:	The Doormat	|	The Leper	|	The Exile
Dismissing:	The Hermit	|	The Stone	|	The Player
Confused:	The Waffler

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Comments

[campjesus]

I'm a delicious waffle! EAT ME.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Why, Brody. ::sniffle:: You never made me such an offer before....

[campjesus]

I'm feeling FEISTY.

That test is BULLSHIT though. CLEARLY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE UNICORN!!!!!

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, but the topping is also important. Do I get to have powdered sugar, syrup, and whipped cream?

I don't think I know any Unicorns.

[campjesus]

All of that AND STRAWBERRIES.

I am clearly a unicorn because I am sparkly and magical, goth like Death, AND JESUS LIKE ASLAN THE LION.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yay! The strawberries make it healthy.

But what kind of action is Aslan getting in the relationship department?

[campjesus]

Yeah it's practically health food then.

Lions can do it like 30 times a day or whatever.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Then why do male lions so often look like the couch potatoes of the animal kingdom?

[campjesus]

Because all they do is fuck and lie around drinking BEER like the DEADBEAT DADS that they ARE.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Bitch! Catch me some dinner!" is what would say if they could talk.

[campjesus]

GET BACK IN THE PRIDE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT LIKE YOU BELONG AND COOK ME A ZEBRA-STEAK

Mufasa was a lie.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

I think lionesses are barefoot by default.

It was a Disney movie. Aside from killing parents, they tend to sugarcoat things.

[campjesus]

Disney has quite the fetish for plucky orphans.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Being orphaned makes 'em easier to manipulate and abuse. Wholesome entertainment, my ass.

[campjesus]

I always knew Disney was SINISTER. All those tiny "It's a Small World" midget slaves.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Every one of the midget slaves is an orphan too, 'cause Disney killed their parents.