((for killwithmymind))

[tastes_of_honey]

Schu and Aya are having a domestic day at Schu's flat together. Their kind of domestic.

"This ice tea is good. Are you sure you made it?" Aya asked as he continued to drink.

"You suck... not nearly enough. Yeah, I made it. I put a pitcher of water with some tea bags out in the sun. Big deal." Schu stretches out on the chair to be more enticing.

"Are you trying to distract me from the tea?"

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[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're starting along the path toward turning on me. Depriving me of food for even a second is cruel. ::Schu takes one and savors, then tries to rival Nagi in obscene pastry eating through licking.::

"...I can't watch."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"Huh? My manners aren't that bad, are they?" Nagi's genuinely confused. He has no idea how badly he molests his desserts.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

You're fellating your pastry.

"So Schu then fellated his even more egregiously."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi absently sucks a stray bit of cream off his finger, again having no idea how it probably looks. "I just like my desserts."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm complaining, especially not me, but some people would ask you and your desserts to get a room.

::Aya really has nothing to say to that. He's quietly eating and trying not to choke.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

"The kitchen is a perfectly good room for eating desserts." Nagi attempts to just take a bite of his pastry, which sends cream oozing everywhere. Obviously the other method was better because now Nagi has to clean his fingers again and somehow manage the dessert.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Never mind. I'll just enjoy the free porn. ::There are ways of biting down that don't result in a splooge of cream.::

"...you two are killing me."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi waves dessert-covered fingers at Aya. "Are you offering to help? 'Cause if you aren't, I have enough commentary already."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"To help lick your fingers?"

::Schu busts out laughing.::

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi wasn't thinking that, so he actually blushes a little. Despite how he eats them, Nagi doesn't connect food-desserts with sex. "If, if you want."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

::Aya doesn't tend to connect food with sex at all. That blush is very cute, though.:: "I'll consider it."

You're getting concessions out of Aya one by one. Good show.

"He's better at asking for them than you are."

That hurts.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi frowns. "But I'm not. Schu's the one who's good at getting what he wants from people."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"He's not cheating with me like he does with some people."

I resent that! I am too charismatic. Lean over here so I can noogie you.

"I'll pass. I don't know how you are with other people, but with me you're not as pushy and presumptuous as Schu can be."

You're killing me.

"I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

There have been times when you haven't minded me presuming.

::Aya blushes a little.:: "True."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

And now Nagi thinks that Aya is being cute! "Why would I be pushy about something that I wouldn't want you to be reluctant about?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Schu tends to assume that if he pushes enough he'll get his way and get it faster."

A lot of the time it's true. I can't help being me.

::small smile:: "Watch Nagi and learn."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi perks up. "That sounds promising."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

He was just saying that to be a pain the ass!

"No I mean a lot of it too."

You haven't seen him when he's really blunt and crass.

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi smirks slightly. "And when, exactly, is Aya blunt and crass?"

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Aya vocalizes his misanthropy somewhat differently than you do.

"...really?"

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi blinks. "Oh you mean chasing twits out of the flowershop? I've seen the show."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that. Sometimes that's necessary. It's not hatred of people; it's hatred of stupid and loud people."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods in serious agreement. "Stupidity that doesn't benefit me annoys me." That's why Nagi pesters so many Ayas into having reunions.

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you both thinks lots of people are stupid and loud.

"And we're not wrong. You know it."

[killwithmymind.livejournal.com]

Nagi nods. "Most people are idiots. That's why the ones who don't totally suck are so valuable."

[tastes-of-honey.livejournal.com]

"I agree."

You guys make me look idealistic. That's amazing.