tastes_of_honey: (Glow from Hell 2)
Brody wasn't happy with his therapist, and the ensuing conversation we had resulted in me setting up my casual therapy workshop in the Nexus. I certainly got a lot out of it.

I spoke to a computer program about selves and souls. I think he was appalled by how my personality was created and amazed that I'm sane. Asking about controlling other people inside your head was pretty popular, since Endrance and a really transfigured Greed did it. I was at the forefront of that trend.... ((Greed's new look isn't a hit with everyone.)) Nagi asked whether he should take a job considering certain circumstances involved. I hope that ends well. A guy asked a hypothetical question about killing a mad person. Yeah, I'm sure that will stay hypothetical. A pink vampire hamster toy called a Cuddlesome asked if anyone wanted a cuddle. The horror.

Finally, this here is my favorite LOLcat in a while.
tastes_of_honey: (Nazi hoedown)

I'm especially curious to see how Brody would do on this.

Just Packed

Apr. 8th, 2008 11:53 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Yawn)
Yesterday I took on a guy who weighed about three of me and took him out. Without my gun even. Piano wire. The client was a nutter and a very specific one at that. I'm a bit sore today after that struggle because that guy was a bull, but it's fine.

Aya went to the Nexus for help on a job issue. He looks damned cute in his teacher get-up. ((A drunk [livejournal.com profile] wireboundheart seriously drew the wrong card and now his comatose body is in bad hands.))

Yuuko wasn't happy about a new arrival to the Nexus. Hermes asked the best or worst thing to yell during climax ((NSFW)). Faith asked about the worst thing you ever had to touch, and mine made her feel better about hers. Brody and Hanatarou both did the question meme with the random number generator. Brody asked when it's okay to kill something.

((Richard's [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun post brought out a who's who of cracked villains.))
tastes_of_honey: (Lemon-flavored thoughts)
I didn't hit the next day candy sales as hard as usual--though I picked up some Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs--because friends sent me a shipment of the good, rich stuff: Lindt chocolate. Though they sent me some of the really unusual flavors. So far I've tried the Lindt Gefüllte Edelbitter-Chocolade mit dunkler Mousse Zitrone-Basilikum, and I really wish it tasted more of lemon and less of basil. I'm not kidding, folks: basil is the strongest flavor. (By contrast, Frey Suprême Citron & Poivre Dark Chocolate bar has a small bite of pepper to its lemony flavor.)

I still have the Lindt Gefüllte Edelbitter-Chocolade mit dunkler Mousse Blaubeer-Lavendel, Lindt Mango & Cayenne, Lindt Maracuja & Jalapeño, Lindt Excellence Earl Grey Tee, and Lindt Excellence Himbeer Intense to try.


Mar. 22nd, 2008 01:17 am
tastes_of_honey: (Tokyo (thoughtful))
Hana gave me White Day chocolate! Mmmm. Not that this makes me his bitch or anything. I had some White Day fun with Yuuko too. Kaa showed up in the Nexus for the first time in a while.

((Schu called [livejournal.com profile] sinofsurviving and Morpheus home from War. Nagi's working on a hopeless cause, although his later huge apology gift got a thank you from Gojyo. Gojyo asked the Nexus a highly hypothetical question, then went out to drink happy LOL beer with [livejournal.com profile] feline_casanova and bluntly and easily talk about topics to each other that they would usually punch other people for even trying to bring up.))

Brody did a post full of spam, but at least he likes Annie Lennox. He got a tiny pony as a gift, but I still don't know what he's going to name it, although he did mention "Sir Mephistopheles Bartholomew von Ponybutt, Esq.," which is an awfully large and grandiose name for such a small horse. He also gave me a little compliment. I can always use compliments. Besides, I try to cheer him up.

Cole Cash blew up a Catholic church, but Metal Jesus is fine with that. James Hook asked which is the worst fear: fear based on supposition or fear based on solid fact. Belgarath is snarky and weird. Swan came into the Nexus with contracts for people to sign their souls away for a music career, and Eli Sunday ended up getting a royal ass kicking in the process. Afterwards, Eli went looking for a first aid kit but found more trouble ((Brody and Hana are especially fun here)). Tsk. The Nexus can be a dangerous place.
tastes_of_honey: (SchuSchu Kitten)
In honor of the upcoming holiday, I present the Ultimate Peep Show )

Was it good for you?
tastes_of_honey: (Sunglasses)
1. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not-very interesting (and, in my case, German) titles.
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.

  1. Touch in my pants

  2. Hammering in My Head in my pants

  3. High Voltage in my pants

  4. I Never Chose You in my pants

  5. Right Where It Belongs in my pants

  6. Change the World in my pants

  7. Da Funk in my pants

  8. Rock the Shack in my pants

  9. Okay I Believe You, But My Tommy Gun Don't in my pants

  10. Pagan Lovesong in my pants

  11. It'll Chew You Up and Spit You Out in my pants

  12. To Myself I Turned in my pants

  13. Schwarz in my pants (that's just history)

  14. Nothing's Impossible in my pants

  15. Hatredcopter in my pants

  16. If Only Tonight We Could Sleep in my pants

  17. Fansong in my pants

  18. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang in my pants

  19. I Think in my pants

  20. All the Same in my pants

  21. Still Life in my pants

  22. Send Me an Angel in my pants

  23. Sheep in my pants

  24. The Bottom Line in my pants

  25. Waiting for the Miracle inside my pants

tastes_of_honey: (Sexual Powertrip)
I brought my new lover home. He was a bit wide-eyed--you know, with his one eye--about moving from Italy to England and eight years forward in one shake of a lamb (of God)'s tail but then he jumped onto my back and wrapped around me and demanded a piggyback ride. Since I'm just that awesome, I gave him one through the streets of Londontown. Sure, I could have brought him straight home but a flat looks like a flat looks like a flat and I aim to impress. We went to the skankiest club I know to dance and let him scare people a bit then went to my place and screwed like crazed weasels in heat. Not that I know what that looks like because I've never watched crazed weasels go at it. Ew. And a great time was had by all, and he only playfully threatened to kill the queen once. The end.
tastes_of_honey: (Eye)
Brody's doing another meme, and like a sheep I went for it. Baaaaaa.

1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. You update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you ask them five questions.

from Brody:
1. english muffins or actual muffins?
Muffins are good when I want something sweet, but English muffins are way more versatile because you can put butter, jam, pecan butter, or tuna and melted cheese on 'em. Fuck, now I'm hungry again.
2. connery, lazenby, moore, dalton, brosnan or craig?
That would be a better question for Brad. He has this Bond thing. I guess Brosnan. I haven't been able to take Connery anywhere near seriously since he was in Highlander.
3. weirdest thing ever eaten?
Monkey brains. Where the serving container is the monkey's head. If I weren't on the job and in front of my boss, I would have passed. When the lid is the top of something's head, it ain't cute.
4. favorite kinds of movies?
Action adventure if I'm serious, horror if I'm feeling sadistic or want to make fun of something. But when Brad wants to see something sci-fi I'll be in the mood for that too.
5. if you won the nobel prize what would it be for?
World peace. Yeah, right. I dunno. Sexiness?

Anybody reading this is welcome to play along.


Some guy asked about your role in life and what kind of bread you like and mistook Hanatarou for a woman. Aw. Personally I like all kinds of bread. Then again, I'll eat almost anything you put in front of me.

((Yohji isn't dealing well from a combination of his recent abduction and meeting the new Asuka in the Nexus. In [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun, he expressed his deep foreboding over his mun playing him while hopped up on cough syrup.))
tastes_of_honey: (The Tower)
Nagi got Yohji out and wanted me to let anyone who hasn't gone up against Nii yet know that there are places in his lair that have power suppressors.

[livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder asked the Nexus for advice on dealing with speaking before a large group as part of an undercover gig as a teacher. He got far fewer hecklers than I expected, although Yuuko teased the hell out of him. Good for you, Aya-kun. Greed offered his advice on scoring with the ladies, to the lulz and occasional horror of the respondents. ((Greed demanded more time in the Nexus in this [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun post.)) St. John Allerdyce is a hard guy to talk to.

I did a meme at Brody's blog, and it told me that I'm most like Sigmund Freud. #2 was Friedrich Nietzsche. An Austrian and a German, both overrated? Somebody wasn't even trying on making that one. But I'm 67% like Jesus Christ. What that says about Christ I don't know. And I'm Yellow. A question Brody asked the Nexus took me to a bad mental place: Rosenkreuz. I've spent so much of my life fighting to escape the grip of my abusers and take them out that not even being a telepath can help me understand certain points of view. My loyalty to people who hurt me only goes so far. ((The Brody/Hanatarou conversation in there killed me.))

Hmm. Speaking of that, I made a new friend in the reality I held my Farfarello's funeral in. I've been going there now and then to check up on the news since.... It might not be a healthy idea, but the idea of it and seeing who he is there were too tempting.

So Much

Jan. 15th, 2008 11:35 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Less work)
I need to sum up my Nexus experiences more often so I don't have to do a massive update like this.

Manx showed up, which made some of the flowerboys show up and others flee. ((She made an attitudinous entry at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun too.)) I spoke to a demon and his handler. ((Rebooted)) Dick Grayson showed up in the Nexus. Kaa was very bored and later asked if things are pre-ordained. Nagi got me some cool Christmas swag, and Kakyou worried about something his talent saw. Axel annoyed the hell out of me. Ceiling Cat arrived. I suggested card castle fortifications to a fake psychic. Yuuko asked what our first dream of the new year was, and I thought mine might be somebody else's dream.

Brody asked what's so special about a Klondike bar and why the chicken crossed the road (Answer: Because Brody is baked.). Since the Apocalypse was going down in Brody's reality, I took on some of his stuff for him and helped him find his sister after he asked the Nexus at large for it. He wished me a happy holiday, got horribly tortured, and lost his PINpoint.

I gave Hana some advice and tried to get him into a Mrs. Claus costume. We exchanged New Year cards. I helped cure his illness because I'm just that fabulous.

(([livejournal.com profile] sinofsurviving announced to Aya-chan that he and [livejournal.com profile] broken_dreaming are an item. [livejournal.com profile] wireboundheart keeps romancing [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder in a NSFW way. Goku recruits some gods and others for War, [livejournal.com profile] feline_casanova keeps getting tormented, and Nagi gets his In to rescue Yohji and gets him out. War is taking place here. [livejournal.com profile] survivorsguilt continues to suffer, although his House is trying to stage an intervention. Gojyo got de-zombified.))

((Brody wasn't happy with his mun over the death of his parents and expressed it and gave us a frightening picture of his happy inner self in [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun. Gojyo got stoned against his will in [livejournal.com profile] only_in_meta.))

The End?

Dec. 31st, 2007 06:05 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Back in the Closet)
[livejournal.com profile] cursed_bird is dead, and I'm too busy not quite believing it to know for sure how I feel. During a fight with Greed, Farf got his neck snapped, then Greed fed the corpse to demons.

I'd be more relieved if I could trust that he's really gone. And if you think that's heartless of me when thinking about a former lover, you can bite me.

((ETA: *ahem*))
tastes_of_honey: (Bad Self)
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tastes_of_honey: (O Rlly?)
I think I'm insulted.

Which Animal Archetype Are You? )
tastes_of_honey: (Crazytime 2)
Welcome to the horror that is The LOLcat Bible. The really terrifying thing is that my brain reads it all in Cartman's voice. Lo, here is some of Ezekiel 23:


1 An Ceiling Cat keep speekin to me: 2 U kno thoes two cats over dere? Theyr momma dun kno who iz baby daddy. 3 An they iz both... SLUTS! Peepls from south tuched their butts. An other stuff. An they likd it 4 an the cats has weerd namez an makes the baybees like doll factoreez.

If that wasn't enough, have Song of Solomon 8:

moar LOL )

My brain hurts. Those cells are never gonna come back to life.
tastes_of_honey: (Grr)
My ex walked into the Nexus all lamb of God, meek and mild. I'm deeply skeeved, personally and on behalf of the person I loved once, but I also don't trust the new "Peace be with you" shtik. I simply told Brad that Farf's achieved a different kind of craziness and to keep on his guard.

I regret having been involved with him.


Nov. 8th, 2007 05:46 pm
tastes_of_honey: (Head Explody!)
A pyrokinetic, Schwarz version of Hidaka Ken showed up, which bent a lot of people's brains. His arrival brought out almost every member of Weiß in the Nexus. ((Yotan asked [livejournal.com profile] nobodys_son for advice on Aya and ended up giving lifestyle advice in return. That same Aya had his mind blown talking to an angel, but Yotan reassured him that his assassin lifestyle is okay after all.))

Halloween brought out a button-based LOL that turned Sena into a kitten (and [livejournal.com profile] just_a_murder's houseguest), fear-based LOLs from Oogie Boogie, Hanatarou in a sexy costume, me with a Nexus question, zombies and horrific zombie attacks, and later zombie!Farf getting his head exploded by Nagi in a Greed post. ((Farf bitched about the head asplodey at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.))

Yuuko stirred up trouble asked about emotions you'd want to give up, which led to some confrontations. Kara Thrace drunken text messaged the Nexus, and misunderstandings abounded. One of the Matt Parkmans asked if Nexusians believe in true evil, while Liz Sherman's question about how you fight evil brought out an Omi. Nightcrawler wants to create a Nexus Avengers team. ((Joining it is one of the bones [livejournal.com profile] terry_the_bat has to pick with his mun at [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun.)) MetaNexus wants to know how you use your superpowers in the bedroom. I prefer to reveal that on a more one-on-one basis. Another Nightwing showed up. He needs to formulate his questions better. The Bachelor Auction was fun to watch.

[livejournal.com profile] campjesus has lots of questions, and the Nexus has answers. Questions about how to leave his locked room, what makes you an adult, and when a guy really loses his virginity. Of course I helped him out. It's what I do.

(([livejournal.com profile] kreeptonian returned to [livejournal.com profile] dear_mun. Yay! Schu ran into yet another Nagi who lives in a different RP community. There was also a Robin with a jetpack. The Batfamily gets weirder every day.))


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